Rucka Rucka Ali - Jared The Footlong Lover (parody of "Cool for the Summer" by Demi Lovato) lyrics
[Rucka Rucka Ali - Jared The Footlong Lover parody of "Cool for the Summer" by Demi Lovato lyrics]
Hey there little kids, my name's Jared
I'm a friend!
Can I eat a sandwich with you?
How 'bout a footlong? Wheat or
White? What kinda bread?
Help me squeeze the mayo out this tube
Got my mind on your body
And your body's only 9
Have a taste of my Terikyaki sauce
You wanna try?
Don't tell your mother kiss the cucumber
It's time for supper
I'm the footlong lover!
5 5 dollar 5 dollar foot dong!
Put me down, you scream and start to cry
Don't be scared, just have a little bite!
I'm Jared
I'm the Subway guy let's do a line!
I'm the footlong lover!
Guess how many kids I can fit
In these pants!
Have you had the meatballs they're good
Yes I like my subs like I like, my women:
I like them 6 and 12, yeah!
Got my mind on your body
And your body's only 9
Add some chips and a drink for just $199!
Go get your brother i got a boner
Would you like that toasted?
I'm the footlong lover!
5 5 dollar 5 dollar foot dong!
Take a bath with me, and close the blinds
Here's some ranch, you got it in your eye!
I tuck my shirt in all the
Time now you know why!
I'm the footlong lover! 5 5 dollar
I'm the footlong lover! 5 dollar foot dong!
Shhh i got a boner uh, I would a Kids Meal
With extra kids
Got my mind on your body
And your body's only 9
C'mon even Michael Jackson
Got three second-chances!
Have a taste of my minisub
It turns into a grinder!
How 'bout if I go through
Your Craigslist history? Wanna
Know what my favorite sub is? Turkey Ham!
Eat this double meaty yummy sub
Tell your parents that you played outside
Chicken's still in the microwave
Each fucking time! I'm the footlong lover!
Turkey Ham i'm the footlong lover!
I, like kids, is that fucking crime?
No please
Don't fucking start to cry or you will die!
I'm the footlong lover!
5 5 dollar 5 dollar foot dong!
I'm the footlong lover!
I'm a friend!
Can I eat a sandwich with you?
How 'bout a footlong? Wheat or
White? What kinda bread?
Help me squeeze the mayo out this tube
Got my mind on your body
And your body's only 9
Have a taste of my Terikyaki sauce
You wanna try?
Don't tell your mother kiss the cucumber
It's time for supper
I'm the footlong lover!
5 5 dollar 5 dollar foot dong!
Put me down, you scream and start to cry
Don't be scared, just have a little bite!
I'm Jared
I'm the Subway guy let's do a line!
I'm the footlong lover!
Guess how many kids I can fit
In these pants!
Have you had the meatballs they're good
Yes I like my subs like I like, my women:
I like them 6 and 12, yeah!
Got my mind on your body
And your body's only 9
Add some chips and a drink for just $199!
Go get your brother i got a boner
Would you like that toasted?
I'm the footlong lover!
5 5 dollar 5 dollar foot dong!
Take a bath with me, and close the blinds
Here's some ranch, you got it in your eye!
I tuck my shirt in all the
Time now you know why!
I'm the footlong lover! 5 5 dollar
I'm the footlong lover! 5 dollar foot dong!
Shhh i got a boner uh, I would a Kids Meal
With extra kids
Got my mind on your body
And your body's only 9
C'mon even Michael Jackson
Got three second-chances!
Have a taste of my minisub
It turns into a grinder!
How 'bout if I go through
Your Craigslist history? Wanna
Know what my favorite sub is? Turkey Ham!
Eat this double meaty yummy sub
Tell your parents that you played outside
Chicken's still in the microwave
Each fucking time! I'm the footlong lover!
Turkey Ham i'm the footlong lover!
I, like kids, is that fucking crime?
No please
Don't fucking start to cry or you will die!
I'm the footlong lover!
5 5 dollar 5 dollar foot dong!
I'm the footlong lover!