Rucka Rucka Ali - Jew Boy (parody of "Empire State Of Mind" by Jay-Z) lyrics

Yeah they call me MC Meshugana
Niggas walk up with some pork
And I'm killin' 'em this is my street
Up in Brooklyn

Seymour Schwartz i'm a certified attorney
Look me up i'm also a doctor
Drink vodka on Hanukkah
Me and my Schwartzes run from helicopters

I'm the most lactose intolerant
Gimme some cheese with my meat
And I'm gonna fart
I'm about five-foot-two with my shoes on
Turn on the TV just to see what Jew is on
Chinese food, I need to get me some coupons
I eat soup with lots of
Balls on my conference calls
All the stocks are falling
I lost my retirement
I pin on my yamaca and go fight Sharpton



Bitch, I fuck more bitches
Than that Madoff boy
Rucka Rucka Ali, sing the fuckin' chorus
Man

Jew boy
Posted, outside, spinning your dradel
Sippin' on some grape juice
Rocking that Jew gold
The world just don't understand you
They try to kill all of you
But no one can sue ya'll
Too bad, 'cause you got, all the money

Catch me in my neighborhood
Temple where I pray god, please
Let me sell some diamonds on e bay
Usually I'm hungry
But now I need some money so God
Please give me couple bagels and a twenty
Twenty bagels with lots of cream
Cheese on the top
Gimme couple shots of Manischewitz
On the rocks it hit's the spot
They should of never had
Hitler done the Holocaust
Yo, I'm in the bakery
How much does that hola cost?
All across the trailer park, people hate Jews
I would too
If my father was my grandfather too

Fuck you
I hate you, you anti-semite son of a bitch
If not for Jews
Blue jeans wouldn't even exist
We invented lipstick and the atom bomb
So Lebanon could kiss they ass
Goodbye when we're bombing 'em please God
Let there be peace in
The Middle-East for once
And please let Iran bomb
All these mothafuckas jew boy
Posted, outside, spinning your dradel
Sippin' on some grape juice
Rocking that Jew gold
The world just don't understand you
They try to kill all of you
But no one can sue ya'll
Too bad, 'cause you got, all the money

? can be worst than the first couple
It can put you to sleep
Or it could be controversial shoot us!
I'm tired of all you so-called Jewish MC's
You're dumb as shit choosin' hip-hop over?
Suck my schmickle!

Fuck you bitches badder than Mel Gibson
Fucks shit when he's wasted
? on stage, blamin' Jews for the slave train
I hate you i'll probably get killed for
Sayin' all this by
The same guys that killed Malcolm X
But I don't give a shit
I won't throw my people down
The steps like you faygolas
Can't we all be friends?

Choosin' blacks we're almost the same
We both been oppressed
We both got crazy mothers
(fuckers) , and we're scared of them
We both like chicken we both got weapons
Jews got Jewish guilt, blacks got handguns
Manischewitz got you actin' a meshugana?

Jew boy
Posted, outside, spinning your dradel
Sippin' on some grape juice
Rocking that Jew gold
The world just don't understand you
They try to kill all of you
But no one can sue ya'll
Too bad, 'cause you got, all the money

Eh, looks like we 'bout at the
End of the song over here
This song wasn't too bad
Eh, I've heard better
But look, you tried your best it's OK
? You know how much my bar mitzvah
Who sang this song in the first place?
Chase? J-A-Y-S, am I right?
Chase, am I sayin' it right?
He's a good rapper
He likes college, that's good?