Rucka Rucka Ali - Osama Bin Found lyrics

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We now return to "Celebrity Apprentehh"

Donald Trump Impression now Lil' Jon
Why do you think your team lost?

Lil' Jon wHO WHAT!

Donald Trump Impression
You're supposed to be this great rapper
How'd you lose a rap battle
With the deaf bitch?

CBS News
We interrupt your program for a special
Word from the President of America

Obama Impression my fellow Americans
I have, uh, some shit to tell you
I know one president getting
Some anal from Michelle bitch, I got him


Saw bin Laden out in Pakistan
And shot him in the dome
And told him there you go i got him, yo

We solved a fucking problem, Joe?
Let's break out the Hennessy
Everybody, smack a bitch around
From here to Tennessee
Now let us see which Dirka Dirka
Wants another round with me
I thought I told you crackers
You don't wanna fuck around with me

Osama bin Laden ay, bro, recognize me?
I look like the Durrky selling you a Slurpee
So much noise about me everybody judge me
No one ever loves me
They say, that I'm dead
They don't even know I work at liquor store
They test my DNA

Science Man 1
This says, "Kareem Abdul Jabbar"

Science Man 2 yeah, that's him!

Osama Impression i drive a cab in New York
I did 9 11
I fight for Jihad
Al Quaeda give me discount card

Obama Impression
Bitch please, b-b-bitch please
Get off your fuckin' camel
Get your fuckin' sandals
Taking, we're t-t taking
All your fuckin' countries
From you fuckin' monkeys

Osama Impression bro, I'm from Africa
I come from Baghdad the Jews took my cologne
I smell like a dog

News Man Impression
Mr president, who should we blow up next?

Obama Impression well, I know Prince William
He living like a king he don't do shit
He just sit, and get shit for free
How the hell are you gonna let him pay his
Wedding with the money he took from you
Mother fucker, let him pay for it

What a bunch of pale, cross-bred, yeah
They all FAIL one of them is dead
And the others should be all in jail
Oh, Prince Charles, living large
But your mom in charge fuck you, William
And tell the Queen to slob all on my knob!

Queen Impression
We're all living like kings
Raping all the peasants
Taking all their presents
So much nice things we could have it all
We take it from the poor

Prince William hee hee

Queen Impression they say we're inbred
I gotta fuck me cousin, take a look at London
They mad, they want bread
But they can eat me ass poop

Prince William ahahahaahhahahaaaa!

Obama Impression
Bitch please, b-b-bitch please
Take off the fuckin' crown and
Blow your fuckin' man, bitch
Hey Queen, H-H-Hey Queen
Get off the fuckin' horse and
Make me a fuckin' sandwich

Osama Impression bro, fuck you William
And fuck your fat whore
Bitch, you can suck my balls
I fuck you by force

Donald Trump Impression
Hello my name is Donnie Trump
I make a billion every time I take a dump
I don't need to win the White House
I'll just buy it
I bought the Taliban and told
Osama that he's fired

Now Imma smart guy
What the hell's this royal wedding?
I bought the palace and I'll move
In when I'm fuckin' ready
So when you see the Prince of
England stare and point and say
Ey, you got some free shit, bozo!

All Lawyer you got some free shit

Donald Trump Saying got some free shit
Free shit it's free shit!

Donald Trump Impression
Bitch please, b-b-bitch please
Get all your fuckin' boys and
Watch my fuckin' show, yeah
Taking, we're ta-a-aking
All your fuckin' oil
Yeah bitch, O'Doyle rules!

Osama Impression bro, I'm from Africa
Don't fuck with my bros
My crew's from Mexico i blow myself up

Obama Impression my fellow Americans
Today Osama bin Laden was found
At a 7-Eleven in Pakistan, ohio
I greeted him there myself with
A birthday card as
I haven't seen him in over ten years
I asked him to come to
My daughter's birthday party
He declined, so I shot him in the facemyself!
We can all rest assured that
Michelle will be giving
Me a blow job tonightwith her mouth this time

Obama Impression
Am I really the first black man that
Has to convince people I killed somebody?
Michelle, what's that smell?