Rucka Rucka Ali - Second Coming lyrics
[Rucka Rucka Ali - Second Coming lyrics]
Ay, yar this be the story of baby Jesus
Jesus was (hiccup)
Jesus was sailing his manger
On the seven seas (He was?)
It was then that the great Muslim prophet
Jesus told the Jews "You better stop eating
Chinese food on Thee birthday"
But the Jews, being Jews
Would not stop going to the
Fucking movies on Christmas
Nor would they cease to order Chinese food
So Jesus hopped on his magical dinosaur
And went to the moon, where he
Met with Obama and Hitler
To plan out the next 2000 years, yar
Jesus skowered the seven seas for
Forty days and forty nights
After being swallowed by a fish
He was reborn and met Kanye
Who was gay
Jesus was (hiccup)
Jesus was sailing his manger
On the seven seas (He was?)
It was then that the great Muslim prophet
Jesus told the Jews "You better stop eating
Chinese food on Thee birthday"
But the Jews, being Jews
Would not stop going to the
Fucking movies on Christmas
Nor would they cease to order Chinese food
So Jesus hopped on his magical dinosaur
And went to the moon, where he
Met with Obama and Hitler
To plan out the next 2000 years, yar
Jesus skowered the seven seas for
Forty days and forty nights
After being swallowed by a fish
He was reborn and met Kanye
Who was gay