Rucka Rucka Ali - Shvartza (parody of " My House" by Flo Rida) lyrics

Hear a knock on the door
It's the cops again
(We know you're in there)
Said hold on could I finish my Chicken
(almost done with this bucket)
They said we got a report
That you did some shit
(shhhhheeeeeeeei i i i tt)
I said "please officer, let me explain"
(I'm a splain you) you see I'm a Black man
In Arabic they call me Abed
It's Mooley in Italian
But if you ask the Jews how to say it
They'll say

I am a Shvartza playin Magic Cardsa
Throwin me some Dartsa tryin to have Fuuuuun
I am a Shvartza stealin shoppin Cartsa
Wish upon a Startza swingin round my gun

(Nice try pal, You're coming with us)
Break into yo House
" ('m tellin you the truf man)
(Tell it to the judge) lemme take yo Couch
(thanks mane)

Police took me to Jail where I stayed all day
(I remember this place, Woogie boogie)
Took me Weed, and my Gun, and my Gucci shades
(Where my Shades man, I can't see)
Went to Court and the judge
Said What do you say
(How do you Plead young man?)
I said your Honor lemme talk if I may
(May I proach this Court)
I'm a Nigga you see maw la cha in Cantonese
Vaole zwetzak in Flemish fuzzy in British
And the way to say it in yiddish
Is

I am a Shvartza drawin me some Heartsa
Doin Crafts and Artsa never met my sooooon
I am a Shvartza lettin out some Fartsa
Oops that was a Shartsa
Fried Kool-Aid for Luuuuunch

(I sentence you to Death Row)
(the record label?) break into yo House
(But I'm only 35 man)
(I ain't even finish High School)
Can I stay on yo Couch? (Any last words?)

I'm a Shvartza ridin golf carts
In the Park in the Dark
And i'm eatin Pop Tarts -tza
When Fire stats you know I ain't far -tza
Burn down the City
Cause I finish what I start -tza
Your Dog barks at me when I walk by
I'm like Why but i'm Smart
Steal your Car for it's Parts -tza
End up behind Bars watching Bill Maher
And I keep gettin my ass beat
By the Jail Guards

Shvartza shoppin at Walmart -tza
I don't work too Hard -tza
Hanging in the Suuuuun i am Ben Carson
Driving in my Car-son
Drinking at the Bar-son presidential Ruuuuun
(I will be running for Office of America)
Break in the White House
(It's the Job I need)
(under conditions of my Parole)
C'mon man this my House
(And I also sellin magazine subscriptions)
Break into yo House

(And so I ask you American people
To vote my ass President, please)