Rucka Rucka Ali - Suck My Balls lyrics
[Rucka Rucka Ali - Suck My Balls lyrics]
Howdy there, faggots! It's me, Toby Queef
Everybody wanna hear a story?
Grab your fifth of Beethoven
Or yer moonshine with a little bit o'
Eggnog in there for good luck, and listen up
The following was all said by
Jesus Christ at some point:
I was drivin' down the street
When the police came to me
And they pulled to me to the curb
And said "Can I see ID?"
And I said, No, Sir, fuck you
Your probably a Jew
So deck the halls and suck my balls
Let's a smoke a blunt or two
Orrr, you could
Suck my balls suck my balls
Police all to have AIDS (Hey)
Got 'em one day from a bathhouse gang
In Southeastern LA (Yay) suck my balls
Suck my Balls police all have AIDS (Hey)
So I hit the gas, and I crushed his ass
And then I got away
So I drove down to the park
To hunt right after dark
And I saw some hippies dancin'
So I shot one in the heart
And his friend said
"Oh shit, you fuckin' killed him, man!"
Then I made him eat his frisbee
And he thre up in his hand and I made him
Suck my balls suck my balls
Hippies all have AIDS (Hey)
Got 'em one time from the butt sex
Vine on a vacation in Spain (Hey)
Suck my balls suck my balls
Hippies all have AIDS (Hey)
They smoke their crack, and
Shoot their smack
And smell like shit all day
Went to the tittie bar
'Cause it wasn't too far
Saw a big tittie bitch with a bush so big
One day she'll be a star
She likes Twinkies in her G-String
Or maybe a Hershey bar
Tonight, we gon' cow tippin' in
The fuckin' tittie bar (Yeehaa)
Suck my balls suck my balls
Fat bitches love cake
I love to fuck fat bitches
Like Catholics like to rape (Hey)
Suck my balls suck my balls
Fat bitches love cake
And if you stole this album
Rucka thinks your fucking gay
WHATpoWDER! Powder? You know, cocaine?
YEE-HAW!
Everybody wanna hear a story?
Grab your fifth of Beethoven
Or yer moonshine with a little bit o'
Eggnog in there for good luck, and listen up
The following was all said by
Jesus Christ at some point:
I was drivin' down the street
When the police came to me
And they pulled to me to the curb
And said "Can I see ID?"
And I said, No, Sir, fuck you
Your probably a Jew
So deck the halls and suck my balls
Let's a smoke a blunt or two
Orrr, you could
Suck my balls suck my balls
Police all to have AIDS (Hey)
Got 'em one day from a bathhouse gang
In Southeastern LA (Yay) suck my balls
Suck my Balls police all have AIDS (Hey)
So I hit the gas, and I crushed his ass
And then I got away
So I drove down to the park
To hunt right after dark
And I saw some hippies dancin'
So I shot one in the heart
And his friend said
"Oh shit, you fuckin' killed him, man!"
Then I made him eat his frisbee
And he thre up in his hand and I made him
Suck my balls suck my balls
Hippies all have AIDS (Hey)
Got 'em one time from the butt sex
Vine on a vacation in Spain (Hey)
Suck my balls suck my balls
Hippies all have AIDS (Hey)
They smoke their crack, and
Shoot their smack
And smell like shit all day
Went to the tittie bar
'Cause it wasn't too far
Saw a big tittie bitch with a bush so big
One day she'll be a star
She likes Twinkies in her G-String
Or maybe a Hershey bar
Tonight, we gon' cow tippin' in
The fuckin' tittie bar (Yeehaa)
Suck my balls suck my balls
Fat bitches love cake
I love to fuck fat bitches
Like Catholics like to rape (Hey)
Suck my balls suck my balls
Fat bitches love cake
And if you stole this album
Rucka thinks your fucking gay
WHATpoWDER! Powder? You know, cocaine?
YEE-HAW!