Rucka Rucka Ali, Dj Not Nice - Talking Chinese (parody of "Talking Body" by Tove Lo) lyrics
[Rucka Rucka Ali, Dj Not Nice - Talking Chinese parody of "Talking Body" by Tove Lo lyrics]
I'm Asian
So no one understand anything I say
All I can do
Is take your order for sweet & sour soup
When I try to say "Hi!", no one
Understand, so I have no friend, yeah
When they ask me for rice
They need ask me twice, my English is bad
But if we're talking Chinese
I talk it perfect so come talk it to me
We talk it all day long, if you come say
"Hi!", we have good time, chong ching chong
Ching chong
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk
It better and I know karate
I come from Vietnam
If you could say "Hi!", it would
Be nice, chong ching chong, king Kong
Try to find love, I walk up to
A girl and I say hello
But I can't talk English
She asks me for a eggroll like a bitch
No one knows what it's like, being
All alone, it really blows, yeah
Someday I'll learn to talk
Til then I'm stuck, with a shitty wok
Now if we're talking Chinese
I talk it perfect so come talk it to me
I talk it very good, if you
Want some rice, or some advice
Come and ask for some
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk
In mandarin and in cantonese
I talk in lots of stuff
If you come say "Hi!", we talk
All night, chong ching chong, ching chong
So are you Chinese or Japanese?
I from Beijing
So are you Chinese or Japanese?
Chinese, the language from which
All other languages come
Chinese, it goes like rucka rucka
Chucka ching chang chong
Chong ching chong, ching chong my name Lee
Hello my last name Lee too lee Lee ehhe
Now if we're talking Chinese
I talk it good so will you talk it to me
I talk like ching chang chong, if you
Come say "Hi!", we're friends for life
Wong wing wong bing bong
Now if we're talking Chinese, or
If you talk in Thai, that's good by me
I talk in lots of stuff, if you
Black or white, or girl or guy
I love everyone
Talking Chinese, I talk Chinese
Talking Chinese, oh god why me
If you're free tonight, we could
Get high, on bath salts, bath salts
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it
Perfect so come talk it to me
We talk it all day long
If you come say "Hi!", we do
Some guys, chong ching chong, ching chong
So no one understand anything I say
All I can do
Is take your order for sweet & sour soup
When I try to say "Hi!", no one
Understand, so I have no friend, yeah
When they ask me for rice
They need ask me twice, my English is bad
But if we're talking Chinese
I talk it perfect so come talk it to me
We talk it all day long, if you come say
"Hi!", we have good time, chong ching chong
Ching chong
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk
It better and I know karate
I come from Vietnam
If you could say "Hi!", it would
Be nice, chong ching chong, king Kong
Try to find love, I walk up to
A girl and I say hello
But I can't talk English
She asks me for a eggroll like a bitch
No one knows what it's like, being
All alone, it really blows, yeah
Someday I'll learn to talk
Til then I'm stuck, with a shitty wok
Now if we're talking Chinese
I talk it perfect so come talk it to me
I talk it very good, if you
Want some rice, or some advice
Come and ask for some
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk
In mandarin and in cantonese
I talk in lots of stuff
If you come say "Hi!", we talk
All night, chong ching chong, ching chong
So are you Chinese or Japanese?
I from Beijing
So are you Chinese or Japanese?
Chinese, the language from which
All other languages come
Chinese, it goes like rucka rucka
Chucka ching chang chong
Chong ching chong, ching chong my name Lee
Hello my last name Lee too lee Lee ehhe
Now if we're talking Chinese
I talk it good so will you talk it to me
I talk like ching chang chong, if you
Come say "Hi!", we're friends for life
Wong wing wong bing bong
Now if we're talking Chinese, or
If you talk in Thai, that's good by me
I talk in lots of stuff, if you
Black or white, or girl or guy
I love everyone
Talking Chinese, I talk Chinese
Talking Chinese, oh god why me
If you're free tonight, we could
Get high, on bath salts, bath salts
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it
Perfect so come talk it to me
We talk it all day long
If you come say "Hi!", we do
Some guys, chong ching chong, ching chong