Rucka Rucka Ali - TRUMP (Stitches Parody) lyrics
[Rucka Rucka Ali - TRUMP Stitches Parody lyrics]
And so I ask you american people
To vote my ass president
Please
Thank you, Dr Carson mr Trump
Your turn to make a final statement
I was born in my own hospital
(A great hospital
The best you could imagine)
Delivered by the doctor that I bought
(And he thanked me, he said
"Donald, thank you" "This is terrific")
I bought at least a couple wives
3 highest paid women in America
But the third one doesn't
Speak english just right
But she's great, I see her on holidays
Terrific
Now this country needs a good, strong leader
I'm real busy but I may just have the time
If I let you elect the Trumpster
You're welcome
I'm a great leader and I can't read
We're bein' raped by the Chinese
I'll make these China dogs my bitches
I'm the filthy richest (We need a)
Hero that'll come help
I'll sell America to myself
I'll build youse highways and some bridges
I'm the filthy richest
I want to make this country great
(Right now we're NOT great)
But the Mexicans keep coming here to rape
(And by the way, at least rape in English)
I'll build a wall no-one could climb
(No-one will climb this wall)
And the Spics could rape on
Their own fuckin side
(Mexico is the new China)
Now I'm seein' people talk about Trumpster
Sayin' things that quite
Frankly aren't nice
When I'm in charge of our nuclear program
You're all bombed (And fired)
I'm a great leader and I can't read
We're bein' raped by the Chinese
I'll make these China dogs my bitches
I'm the filthy richest (We need a)
Hero that'll come help
I'll sell America to myself
I'll build youse highways and some bridges
I'm the filthy richest
We're losing, it's a catastrophe
I'll negotiate a better deal
I'll do a good job
We need a leader prez
That'll get us out of our debt
Help the people get lower wig prices
We need a leader prez
That'll get us rid of ISIS
Rip em' all to shreds fuckin towel heads
We need a leader prez
That'll get us drivin' Hybrids
Give us all some bread with a side of Pez
And tell the Mexicans
And all the illegal migrants
Ya gotta get a license
I'm a great leader and I can't read
We're bein' raped by the Chinese
I'll make these China dogs my bitches
I'm the filthy richest (We need a)
Hero that'll come help
I'll sell America to myself
I'll build youse highways and some bridges
I'm the filthy richest
And I just can't help all youse bitches
I'm the filthy richest
It's gonna be terrific
Cause I'm the filthy richest
To vote my ass president
Please
Thank you, Dr Carson mr Trump
Your turn to make a final statement
I was born in my own hospital
(A great hospital
The best you could imagine)
Delivered by the doctor that I bought
(And he thanked me, he said
"Donald, thank you" "This is terrific")
I bought at least a couple wives
3 highest paid women in America
But the third one doesn't
Speak english just right
But she's great, I see her on holidays
Terrific
Now this country needs a good, strong leader
I'm real busy but I may just have the time
If I let you elect the Trumpster
You're welcome
I'm a great leader and I can't read
We're bein' raped by the Chinese
I'll make these China dogs my bitches
I'm the filthy richest (We need a)
Hero that'll come help
I'll sell America to myself
I'll build youse highways and some bridges
I'm the filthy richest
I want to make this country great
(Right now we're NOT great)
But the Mexicans keep coming here to rape
(And by the way, at least rape in English)
I'll build a wall no-one could climb
(No-one will climb this wall)
And the Spics could rape on
Their own fuckin side
(Mexico is the new China)
Now I'm seein' people talk about Trumpster
Sayin' things that quite
Frankly aren't nice
When I'm in charge of our nuclear program
You're all bombed (And fired)
I'm a great leader and I can't read
We're bein' raped by the Chinese
I'll make these China dogs my bitches
I'm the filthy richest (We need a)
Hero that'll come help
I'll sell America to myself
I'll build youse highways and some bridges
I'm the filthy richest
We're losing, it's a catastrophe
I'll negotiate a better deal
I'll do a good job
We need a leader prez
That'll get us out of our debt
Help the people get lower wig prices
We need a leader prez
That'll get us rid of ISIS
Rip em' all to shreds fuckin towel heads
We need a leader prez
That'll get us drivin' Hybrids
Give us all some bread with a side of Pez
And tell the Mexicans
And all the illegal migrants
Ya gotta get a license
I'm a great leader and I can't read
We're bein' raped by the Chinese
I'll make these China dogs my bitches
I'm the filthy richest (We need a)
Hero that'll come help
I'll sell America to myself
I'll build youse highways and some bridges
I'm the filthy richest
And I just can't help all youse bitches
I'm the filthy richest
It's gonna be terrific
Cause I'm the filthy richest