Rucka Rucka Ali - We Drive Drunk! lyrics
[Rucka Rucka Ali - We Drive Drunk! lyrics]
I'm driving me a little drunk
Buzzed driving is drunk driving
So might as well get really crunk
I had a fifth of Popov
And I topped it off with a little 'Ier
I had a margarita, and licked
All the salt off, which is gay
Had me a couple pints of Captain Mo
Ain't hardly feeling nothin' yet
Had a little of Jimmy Beam
I think I might be seein' things
Who the hell is under my Corvette?
And as I drive i crack open
A beer and chug it down
I can't see the road
Tonight, we Drive Drunk!
With some Contiac and some Rum
Tonight, we Drive Drunk!
So I just might kill your father
And your mother and your son
Get rolled by the cops they ask if you got
A beer to spare yeah, right here
Got a half fucking case of Rollin' Rock
So let's do a toast we did two of those
He said you look drunk
So head on straight home
Tonight, we Drive Drunk!
With some Contiac and some Rum
Tonight, we Drive Drunk!
So I just might kill your father
And your mother and your son
Driving drunker than a Lohan
Sippin' Rum and Coke and
Pissin' in a Coke can speedometer's broken
(Driving drunk tonight) sipping on Bacardi
(Driving drunk tonight)
Winning like I'm Charlie
(Driving drunk tonight) listening to Marley
(Driving drunk tonight) watching some iCarly
Coulda taked a bus and gotten safely off
Coulda raped a slut or stayed at home
And taken drugs
But I'm drivin' drunk
With hoes in the trunk if I see Travon
I'm driving him home
Tonight, we Drive Drunk!
With some Contiac and some Rum
Tonight, we Drive Drunk!
So I just might kill your father
And your mother and your son
And as I drive i crack open
A beer and chug it down
I can't see the road tonight