Run The Jewels, Stephen Colbert - Jingle Jingle (Santa Party) lyrics

I love snow and I love sleigh bells
Love singing carols, and boy
I love sleigh bells
It's a jingle jingle Santa party
It's a jingle jingle Santa party
Christmastime's the merriest time of all
Now there's gingerbread and tasty eggnog
Candy canes and yummy yule logs
Christmas has treats up the wa-zoo
But the best Christmas treat
Is being with you

Ho-ho-ho-ho, sheeple, wake the fuck up
Wake the fuck up, wake the fuck up rTJ
Run The Jewels

(Pick up a brick, put your eggnog down
Your country's being run by
An orange fucking clown)
Well let me break it down for
How your stocking's getting stuffed
(White kids getting presents) black
Kids getting cuffed
(No Prancer, no Dancer, just Sessions
Plus Bannon
Rudolph, the redneck fuck-faced klansman)
Fuck the North Pole
Better speak North Korean
The president might tweet us in
The atom bomb season

Well, you got a point though
The world can be frightful
But hey there's Santa, and he delightful
Let's be merry, not pout or grimace
Now stock your stuffing and
Forget for 5 minutes

(Ain't no chestnuts roasting
Only souls on the flames
Congratulations mankind
You're fucking insane
The air's made of smog and
The earth's getting fucked
We're at war every day, that's a drone
Not a sleigh)
Facebook reminder, time to go out and shop
And your government's infiltrated by
Russian black ops
Christmas so white, like the nazi alt-right
And they carolin with torches
Violent and deadly night

Good point, but there's also
Sitting by the fire and sharing conversation
Trimming the tree, it's a magical creation
Put politics aside for just one night
The whole family's here
So try to keep it light

Run The Jewels
Joy to the world (will never come)
We shit'd in Santa's sack
Santa's my bitch, creepy cracker-ass witch
Quit spying on the kids, you perv, eat shit
(Imma Pa-rum-pum-pum-pummel the shit out
Of Kris Kringle
Emancipate the elves, make Mrs claus single)
I will fuck up your sled
Dropkick Frosty's head
And burn down your shop
Why not? We're all dead

Personally, I think this holiday's super
And it's really silly to be a party pooper
Don't need to be angry, don't need to be mean
We can deal with these issues in 2018
Kiss me by the mistletoe when it's moonlit
(Step off, gramps
That's some creepy-ass shit)
How about some messages of and glee
Trump's next, we could start World I I I

Well, okay guys, if rapping's the game
Then check it out, 'cause I can do the same
Christmas is cool, it's a great holiday
For the reason's I said and
The ones I didn't say
So kick up your heels on
Your jingle bell sled and cherish the moment

(Dude, you just brought it way down)
I was rapping my truth
It was, uh, it's surreal (surreal)
He called Santa his bitch! (He is)
That's worse! You said Hershey hole
Uh, a year ago
It doesn't matter, you still said it
Stop bringing it up, Stephen!