Run The Jewels, Stephen Colbert - The Halloween Wiggle lyrics

One, two, three, four
The moon was full, it was late at night
I could feel in my bones
Something wasn't quite right
I walked downstairs and I opened the door
And what I saw sent my jaw to the floor
At first I was scared
Then I started to giggle
Cause I saw Dracula do the Halloween Wiggle

This ain't ya Daddy's monster mash
Run the Jewels, Run the Jewels
(Ay, it's a graveyard smash)
Drop the pumpkin down low and
Make my fun size sticky
I'm 'bout to find out if you
A treaty or a tricky
Spread your cobwebs and arch your back
And I'ma stick my hand down ya candy sack

Shake ya money maker like a UNICEF box
You don't got a condom?
Use ya Supergirl socks
Halloween ain't hollow and it
Don't run shallow
Make you bite on your pillow
Like it's a marshmallow

Well, that's one way to wiggle
But listen up close
There's a creepy kind of wiggle
That I dig the most
You just stretch your bat wings
And make 'em flap
And don't forget to do the Skeleton clap

Make ya pumpkin clap
Make the candelabra flicker
I'ma haunt you so hard
With my unwrapped Snickers
Stick my face in the candy bowl
Turn you around, lick your Hershey hole

It's lots of fun if you bring your gang
Just beware of Casper and
His spooky ooky chain
Keep your eyes peeled for ghouls and ghosts
Oh, Halloween's a treat and I dig it the most

Take it to the graveyard
Like a dead-ass snitch
You'll be on my broomstick
Like a trick-ass witch
Then I bring over my skeleton crew
And you can ride our bones
Until you scream and boo

Gonna give you a treat 'cause you're my trick
You dress like a witch
I provide the broomstick
Shake your Reese's Cups like
You need the cash
Then I'll hit that ass like
It's a graveyard smash

Trick-or-treating's about as much fun
As you can get (I'ma whip out my monster
Make you suck my dick)
And we're still wiggling it's
The Halloween Wiggle
Yeah, make them candy apples jiggle girl
Jiggle, jiggle girl jiggle, jiggle girl


Just to be clear, we're talking 'bout fruit
But now the party's over and
It's time to scoot
So go home guys, put some candles on
And jack your lantern 'til the break of dawn

(Dude, kids are watching)
He said, "Hershey hole"!
You said, "Hershey hole"!
You were laughing about it!