RuPaul - All I Want For Christmas lyrics

Alright kids are you ready for me?
I know I look good but
There's always room for improvement

All I want for Christmas is my liposuction
I want some lipo honey
I want you to put it all over my body
All I want for Christmas is my cheek implants
And my chin implant
And lets see, my butt should be risen

Some parts are fake, some parts are plastic
Some even say that I'm a phony
But, I've dipped into the fountain of
Youth and that ain't no bologna!

Sooo all I want for Christmas
Is my nose fixed up
Hey, I want a nose job: rhinoplasty
All I want for Christmas is my teeth capped
I want my teeth capped
And throw in an eye job while your at it

Oh yeah honey you know this is a day of
Shame look at these thighs
Honey, gravity is a bitch tell me about it
But baby, I got my secret weapon
And whats that girl?
Park avenue plastic surgeon

All I want for Christmas is my ribs removed
I want my ribs removed, I want
I don't need em no more!
All I want for Christmas is my cheek implants
Throw in a derma peel while your at it

Doctor, doctor, hurry please
Your needed here on the double
All the other queens, there jealous of me
And there mens gonna be in trouble!

All I want for Christmas is my face lifted
I want my face lifted
I want my face snatched
All I want for Christmas is my face snatched
So I can be oh so marvelous

Ohhhh honey, I could use it all over my body
Nahhh, I ain't got nothing against it
Honey I've been sucked, plucked
Sinched, pinched, pulled, snatched
Baby I have had every procedure done
And as long as there's a
Doctor on park avenue, i'll be looking good
Ohhhh yeah honey, I'm looking good
Hun let me tell you something
Miss Pauls gon be fresh fresh as a daisy

Some parts are fake, some parts are plastic
Some even say that I'm a phony
But, I've dipped into the fountain of
Youth and that ain't no bologna!

All I want for Christmas
Is my breast implants
I want my breast implants
Baby I want my breast implants!
All I want for Christmas is my tummy tucked
So I can look real purrrty!

Ok so Michelle do you remember
Your first Christmas at home?
Oh really? What what
What toys did you get? Do you remember?
Well a lot of, um, toys with batteries
And um, i remember taking them into the
Back of the car
And playing with them for hours
And my mom come knocking
On the door and said
"what's all that buzzin?!"