RuPaul - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch lyrics

You're a mean one, Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel mr grinch!

Mr grinch mr grinch
Mr grinch yeah

You're a monster, Mr grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul mr grinch!

Mr grinch mr grinch
Mr grinch yeah

You're a vile one, Mr grinch!
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile mr grinch!

Mr grinch mr grinch
Mr grinch yeah

You're a foul one, Mr grinch!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk mr grinch!
Darling, three words that describe you
Are "Stink, stank, stunk!"

Mr grinch mr grinch
Mr grinch mr grinch
Mr grinch mr grinch
Mr grinch yeah

You're a rotter, Mr grinch!
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato, to mah-toe
Splotched with moldy, purple spots
Oh, Mr grinch!
Let's face it, darling, you are a mess!

I'ma tell it like it TIis mr grinch
Mr grinch mr grinch
Yeah

You nauseate me, Mr grinch!
With a nauseating super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey
You drive a crooked horse mr grinch!

You're a three-decker sauerkraut
Toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
Yes, you are like, I was really having a
Really great time until you
Came along And really i mean you spoiled it
Not only for me but for a whole bunch of
People and that's why I have to tell you
That of all the people I've met in my
Whole life you're the worst
In the whole wide world and I mean it
I really do mr grinch
Mr grinch mr grinch
Mr grinch, you're a winch yeah
Mr grinch mr grinch
Mr grinch mr grinch
Mr grinch mr grinch