RuPaul - Santa Baby lyrics

Oh Santa i got something for ya

Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree
For me that's right, baby
I've been a awful good queen very good
Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby
Mhm you better run run, don't walk
Honey don't walk
Don't forget to bring the cash

Santa baby, a '54 convertible too
I've put a lot of miles on my vehicle
Light blue i'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby uh, huh
You were crazy as hell when you got here
But, you're in your right damned mind now

Think of all the fun I have missed
Think of all the fellas who I haven't kissed
But, if I had the dollars
Next year I could be as good oh, yes, honey
If you check out my Christmas list
Tell it like it is, girl

Oh Santa baby I want a yacht honey listen!
And really that's not a lot
That ain't asking a lot, no uh uh
I've been an angel all year
I've put a lot of miles on my vehicle
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
And I want TP: the total package tonight
TP, honey, the total package, you hear me?

Say, baby, uh, listen here
Don't forget to bring the cash

Santa honey i'm not rich, honey
One little thing I really need
But, if I had the dollars the deed
Cash money to a platinum mine
Oh, yes honey santa baby listen here
Hurry on down that chimney baby tonight, baby
I'm from Missouri come on down tonight
I am from Missouri, the show me state
I'm not talkin' about tomorrow
No I ain't talkin' about tomorrow, I'm talkin
About tonight, honey, hear me? Come here
Baby

Come and trim my Christmas tree
You ain't trimmin' nothin' here, honey
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
Not JC penney I said Tiffany
I really do believe in you
You know it's reciprocal, honey
Let's see if you believe in me cash money!

Oh Santa baby run don't walk
I forgot to mention one little thing huh?
A ring that's right, baby
I don't mean on a phone
That's right, what you take me for? A fool?
Santa baby, so hurry down
The chimney tonight, daddy
If you know what I mean

Santa baby oh, yes oh, yes
You don't want me to go postal on you tonight
Cash Tonight honey oh! The total
Package tP honey oh
Miss Paul don't want no fake nothin' listen
Here Santa: you don't want to make me mad
Uh, huh burnt up a mink coat? No, i'm
Laughing now but deep inside I
Really need this she's-
She's- she's seriously honey lookie
Lookie here: my feet are all swollen
I'm bloated and I'm about
To get mean uh oh meanness Charles
Honey i will get postal on your ass whatchu
Take me for? A fool? No honey