RuPaul, Fred Schneider - Stinky Dinky lyrics

I went to the, uh, travel bureau
Agency to, you know, uh
Make my reservation and I
Smelled that cigarette smoke when
I walked in and
I said "God dammit, can't stand it
Can't stand it" and I said: "Hey
Is it somebody smoking in here?"
A girl said: "Yes, we all smoke"
As I wonder: "Do you have a cigarette?"
And oh boy
She jumped down my throat: "No! No!
No! Don't give her no cigarette"
And I had to curse her out
But I got that cigarette
But, you know how it is, it's
Hard, it's hard to quit
But, I'm doing real good i
Only smoked two today that's good

The future belongs to those who
Can smell it coming what's she talking about
Stinky Dinky say what?

Stank stinky Dinky
Stinky Dinky stank
Uh oh, uh oh stank
What you mean? Stinky Dinky
I do? Stank
Uh oh, uh oh

Banji Girl's doing her thing
Really sweet and kinky
Out for disco body heat
Call the stinky dinky

Stank stinky Dinky
Stinky Dinky stank
Uh oh, uh oh

Engelbert Humperdinck sexy little wanky
Bigger than the love boat
Smaller than your pinkie

We gonna funk you up we gonna funk you down

Stank what she talking' about?
Stinky Dinky stank
I do? Uh oh, uh oh
Stank stinky Dinky
Stank uh oh, uh oh

We don't care what people think, no no
Because we choose to stink

Stank what you mean?
Stinky Dinky stinky Dinky
Stank uh oh, uh oh
Stank (I do?)
Stinky Dinky we wanna funk you up
Stank uh oh, uh oh

Stank is natural stank is good
Go stank up your neighborhood don't be shy
Don't be shamed stankin' is my middle name

Stank stanky!
Stinky Dinky stank
Stanky!

DJ Boys on the floor funkin' for Jamaica
Dancin' 'til you're soaking wet
Shake your money maker

We gonna funk you up we gonna funk you down

We don't care what people think
Because we choose to stink

Stank stinky Dinky
Stank uh oh, uh oh
Stank stinky Dinky
We wanna funk you up stank
Stinky Dinky uh oh, uh oh

Ooh ah, oooh ah ah, ooh ah
Scooby dooby da da what she talkin' about?
Ooh ah, oooh ah ah say what?
Stinky Dinky, Stinky Dinky
Honey, I think you better put
Your drawers back on you are stinky
Scooby dooby da da
Ooh ah, oooh ah ah, ooh ah

Stank what she talkin' about?
Stinky Dinky stank
I do? Uh oh, uh oh
Stank stinky Dinky
Stank uh oh, uh oh

The future belongs to those who
Can smell it coming