Sage Francis - London Bridge lyrics

Ohhhh! (Ohhh) la la la, la-London 2X
London Bridge is, is falling
London Bridge is falling
And the Tower of Pisa is leaning
The Statue of Liberty is green with envy
Penny for your thoughts, penny for your lows
The clothes and dress codes
Tradition of false things
London Bridge is falling
India's got salt on it's coast
There's a tea party in Boston
London Bridge is

Made of wood and clay, that wouldn't stay
No matter how hard the people prayed
The materials just washed away
They could have used rocks
Rocks don't bend or bow
But quite frankly they had too
Many enemies to stone
In the Empire (the Empire) State
The Empire State is Building
The Taj is on fire these
Horus cats make a killing
Heathens bow down to the sirens
An emergency for bread and cheese
(rioters shut up and freeze)
Uhh, the Earth shall inherit the meek
When Canada puts up a fence
Cause their medicine's so cheap
America's asleep (yeah I'm snoring)
And London Bridge is and
London Bridge is falling

I got the best seat in the house
They hired me as a watchman
London Bridge is falling
India's got salt on it's coast
There's a tea party in boston
London Bridge is

Made of stainless steel and wrought iron
That wall in China ain't so great
I built a bridge over a hymen
It goes up to the sky
And Mother Mary is cryin
My fair lady, don't cry
It's gonna be alright!
Cus I'm alive - I'm alive and kickin
Tea party in Boston (tea party in Boston')
The London Bridge is falling
(the London Bridge is falling)
The London Bridge is
Falling! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Children laughing