Sage Francis, DJ Bad Joke - Who’s Crying lyrics

Ay yo, cavemen used to drag their
Women by their hair because if they dragged
Them by their ankles
Their cracks would fill with sand
That ain't right i go to the water park to
Show off my altered cock
To any whore in a halter top
Who likes to talk a lot
I force a sock into her mouth hole
Keep her gums from flapping
Strip her of her south pole
And bust a fucking backspin
On her north face turn this court case into
A dragged out lawsuit
I’m attracted to her dad now he’s more cute
I heard the guy cums quick from hand speed
I’m a have to fertilize his
Stomach with my man seed implant trees
My broccoli crop needs watering
Cry your eyes out above my rotting
Crotch and feed it awful things
Love and affection pop the erection
She went down under I fed
That Aussie slut some vegamite
Get in fights every night because
Of my heavy metal persona
With rapper stars but battle scars
Of my medals of honor
We’re rappers without a consciousness
I’ve had with all this pompous-ish
I’m just gonna’ get obnoxious with repeatedly
Calling your moms a bitch