Skatterman, Snug Brim, Krizz Kaliko, Tech N9ne - Lapdance lyrics

I call her Chocolaty
Because of her chocolate body
I met her in California
At one of the stripper partys
That Quinsy Jones threw
Where all the women are prone to
Bone you, and do what they want to
She said she ran the dancers
Hustlers and gamblers she scammed on Santas
Busters and ramblers i'm at them, nigga
I was intrigued by the smell of her weave
Swelling her Gs, by selling her Ps
She said she never ever ever had to
Sell her poonani in her life
I'm thinkin I better be able to say
I threw Donny in her right
We kept kickin it after that night
And a nigga didn't even get a quickie
Emergency at the homefront
Gotta fly back to Kan City, but I lost touch
But by a year, we flew back to the L
You know them cheap newspapers
Dedicated to call girls who go to your hotel
We called one
And when we got a knock at the doo
When I opened it, it
Was my homegirl Chocolaty, whoa

Lapdance you don't have to strip for money
This your last chance oh, no
Make me an offer that I can't refuse
Maybe then I'll go with you

Dance, she's like a moviestar at a glance
Her sexy walk is something to talk about
Put a bulge in your pants
She's quite a looker
But baby's more than meets the eye
Just like a hooker, she's smiling
But beneath she cry
It's like Tuesday, Thirsday, Sunday nights
She meets these guys
They say they'll help her
But they only wanna creese her thighs
Her only moatavation is her dream
Keeps her alive his name's Eric, he's 8
Been in the streets since 5
Just her and him, no baby daddy
Just collect calls from the pimp
Saying "I need the money now
My comisairy's low again"
But her rent's late, 2 days
She strip straight 2 days
But she ain't made enough money to pay
For a strip stake and 2 A's
That's hard to swalow
And it's starting to eat her soul up
The only way the dancer can
Deal with the pain, she starts to roll up
First Marijuana and Hash
She grab a Crack piece
Front page found dead
Lapdance done ODed in the backseat

Lapdance you don't have to strip for money
This your last chance oh, no
Make me an offer that I can't refuse
Maybe then I'll go with you

I met this chick, right super bad in a thong
She said she strip, right
For real, she had ya boy in the zone
And after midnight
She would give me ass that she'd throw
She got her shit tight
Never let me follo her home
Just didn't sit right
A female with so much game
Another me would live in paradise
Torchin the flame
Plus had this thing for midgets
Lovin Ménage à trois
She was into changing bitches
Fuckin with a girl, not a guy
Made me an offer that I couldn't refuse
She do some scratches
We get throwed if we slip this haze
Started actin funny
Askin bout who pushin the pounds
Who gettin money
Who dumpin the most work in the town
This bitch is all that
No other choice before my spark at
My life and your life
This world is filled with dark relms
So pay attention to this lesson
Never trust a naked bitch
Cause in the end they leave you stressin

Lapdance you don't have to strip for money
This your last chance oh, no
Make me an offer that I can't refuse
Maybe then I'll go with you