SlimReaper, Ryan, Miranda​!, Z O E, Emily - Two Things lyrics

Didn’t wan’t to drop this cuz I
Hate to hate a cheesehead
Whole time thinking "It’s so hard"
And oh yeah, that’s what she said
Call me Samuel Colvin cuz I got
Your mom in my bed
Oh yeah Four years at Monona Grove
Can’t prep you for what’s ahead

10 wins straight on Chesscom
Your blunders are so guessable
Amateur serve in spike ball
You can’t hang with a professional
Stats major
Found your odds of coming at me infinitesimal
You still behind? Check out
A dictionary Dewey Decimal

"What is Quentin doing?" I don’t know
Get Weston on the phone
Oh, I hit the Daily Double
You’re in trouble coming for the throne
Like Zoe, you milked this for all it’s worth
This beef so overblown
Don’t mess with Tornado Alley
I’ll blow you away like a cyclone
Disc golfer with three songs on SoundCloud
That’s a triple bogey
Someone check the fire alarm because
This is getting smoky
You can’t make music worth a damn
Songs sound like karaoke
Got little sibling energy, it’s
Like I’m Thor, you’re Loki

I hope you know what’s up because
My verse is almost complete
Got my bars on repeat
Handing Balz 2L a defeat
I know you can’t do calculus
But this response is discrete
Like WebAssign, correct a rhyme
You can’t hope to compete
"I make beats on Audacity" bro
Your flow is so obsolete
Won’t eat spicy wings on Wednesday
I guess you cannot take the heat
Hope you don’t use McCormick, rap boy
Because these are my streets
I ain’t ever seen worse lyrics than
In "Before he uses Cheats"

For dropping at Friendsgiving
I think there’s some bad blood here
But, you can’t even approach my level hell
You ain’t even on my tier
In the band like Emily, second fiddle
Marlowe to Shakespeare
Tried to build some bridges, call me Rodman
A civil engineer

Let you hang around so long
You were a curiosity
Not gonna say you should be shot
I’ll kill you with verbosity
You’re like an OHill green bean
Man an absolute atrocity hey, physics major
Take this L at terminal velocity