Smosh - Anything You Can Do I Can Do Dumber lyrics
[Smosh - Anything You Can Do I Can Do Dumber lyrics]
Anything he can do, I can do dumber
I can do anything dumber than him
No, you can't yeah, I can
No, you can't yeah, I can
Quit talking crap and prove you're dumb, man
To get around town, I can ace this race
I roll down the street with
Shopping carts as skates
I always take first dates to
The club with my mom i run through airports
Screaming about my lip balm
You think that's dumb? That ain't shit, son
I misplaced my hammer so I used a nail gun
Blow dry my hair while I take
A nap in the bath
I stuck my tongue to a frozen
Pole and it hecka sucked ass
Anything he can do, I can do dumber
I can do anything dumber than you
No, you can't yeah, I can
No, you can't yeah, I can
Quit talking crap and prove you're dumb, man
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, du dumb, dumb
Du dumb
(Dumb) Forgot to put lemons in
My lemon meringue pie
(Dumb) Hold my breath through a
Tunnel and almost died
(Dumb) Siphoned gas out of a septic tank
(Dumb) Tagged myself a selfie when I
Tried to rob a bank
(Dumb) Lit fireworks in my room
To hear them go pop (Dumb) Built a fully
Functional humanoid robot
Er, dude that's not dumb at all
That's actually kind of brilliant oh, er
Peed into a bottle and gave it to a cop
Ha ha haha!
Anything he can do, I can do dumber
I can do anything dumber than you
No, you can't yeah, I can
No, you can't yeah, I can
Quit talking crap and prove you're dumb, man
I can eat my phone to take a pic of my heart
I can scratch my own back 'cause
I cut off my arm
Gave a scary biker a free prostate exam
To impress a hitchhiker
I lit my fart inside a van
I can do anything dumber than him
No, you can't yeah, I can
No, you can't yeah, I can
Quit talking crap and prove you're dumb, man
To get around town, I can ace this race
I roll down the street with
Shopping carts as skates
I always take first dates to
The club with my mom i run through airports
Screaming about my lip balm
You think that's dumb? That ain't shit, son
I misplaced my hammer so I used a nail gun
Blow dry my hair while I take
A nap in the bath
I stuck my tongue to a frozen
Pole and it hecka sucked ass
Anything he can do, I can do dumber
I can do anything dumber than you
No, you can't yeah, I can
No, you can't yeah, I can
Quit talking crap and prove you're dumb, man
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, du dumb, dumb
Du dumb
(Dumb) Forgot to put lemons in
My lemon meringue pie
(Dumb) Hold my breath through a
Tunnel and almost died
(Dumb) Siphoned gas out of a septic tank
(Dumb) Tagged myself a selfie when I
Tried to rob a bank
(Dumb) Lit fireworks in my room
To hear them go pop (Dumb) Built a fully
Functional humanoid robot
Er, dude that's not dumb at all
That's actually kind of brilliant oh, er
Peed into a bottle and gave it to a cop
Ha ha haha!
Anything he can do, I can do dumber
I can do anything dumber than you
No, you can't yeah, I can
No, you can't yeah, I can
Quit talking crap and prove you're dumb, man
I can eat my phone to take a pic of my heart
I can scratch my own back 'cause
I cut off my arm
Gave a scary biker a free prostate exam
To impress a hitchhiker
I lit my fart inside a van