Smosh - Ultimate Douchebag Medley lyrics

As long as I'm wealthy
I’ll never be starving
Never be homeless, never be broke
As long as I'm wealthy, my toilet is platinum
My toothbrush is rhino horn wipe
My ass with gold as long as I'm wealth
Wealthy, wealth, wealthy, wealthy
Wealth, wealth, wealth, wealth, wealthy
Wealthy as long as I’m wealth
Wealthy, wealth, wealthy, wealthy
Wealth, wealth, wealth, wealth, wealthy
Wealthy

One time, cops came into my house
And found a bunch of weed
Then I made my black friend
Take the blame for me one time
One time one, one time
One, one ti-ti-time

I got a bunch of tattoos (Ay) , got tattoos
If you read them, you can get clues
(You can get clues) to what I had for lunch
Shit dawg, I got a bunch
On my neck, on my back, on my chest
On my abs a bunch of tattoos

Uh, uh you love me
Haha

I like to pee in buckets and
Throw eggs at my neighbors
Make kissy faces at the camera
Spit on my fans and haters
I love Selena Gomez
But I love Brazilian prostitutes more
Swaggy! I like to pee in buckets
Ain't no other words rhyme with more
I like to pee in buckets
Ain't no other words rhyme with more

Uh, uh you love me
Eh

I totally wish I was black
So people may say it and whack
Totally wish, to-to-totally wish

And, oh, I want to run all over the paparazzi
And, oh, splatter them over the hood of
My two-million dollar Bugatti

And I was like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby oh like

Sag my pants past my dick (Oh, yeah)
Past my dick
Looks like I pooed in it (Oh, yeah)
Pooed in it
Sag my pants past my dick (Oh, yeah)
Past my dick
Looks like I pooed in it (Oh, yeah)
Pooed in it