Smosh - Boxman 2.0 lyrics
[Smosh - Boxman 2.0 lyrics]
I'm a nice guy and get nothing in return but
Cut in line, mean mugged, smacked on the butt
(Good game) by the way
Saying "Good game" doesn't mean it's okay
Guy on guy butt slapping's really gay
No, that's not me now, I'm Boxman: version 2
Out with the old box, in with the new (new)
Don't expect a dance from me
That's so overplayed
Boxman dance time won't get me laid (Nah uh)
The old me would be polite
And hold open doors not the new me
I'll walk past 'cause I'm hardcore
Hand me that paper
(Huh?) , no I won't say please
Because I'm a BAMF like Sue from Glee
Which gang should I join? The
Bloods or the Crips?
Why not combine the two? Purple is hip
(Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination)
Let's see that dinosaur's gang operation
He's a Boxman: version 2
Everything you knew about him's now untrue
He's a Boxman 20
He's really badass like GI joe
He's a Boxman in a gang
They make him do things that are insane
He's a Boxman as you can see
Breaking that table was really mean
So maybe gang life ain't all
It's cracked up to be
Hanging out with old men who live
At home just ain't for me
Oops, forgot to wear my undies
They all saw my box-butt and made fun of me
Stop, everybody put your hands in the air
There's a gang affair going on in here
I'm aware
Holy fking st, I'm fking out of here, man
I had nothing to do with any of their plans
Whoa, oh my God, dude
What the hell is all this?
Gangs play Pokemon? You can't be serious
Hey, is that a Snorlax? that
Card is super cool
I'll trade you for my Squirtle, Mewtwo
And Tentacruel
Now I'm a box living in a box on the street
All 'cause I wanted street
Cred from the industry
I don't care if people don't
Like what they see if they got beef with me
They can go hump a tree
He's a Boxman: version 2
Everything you knew about him's now untrue
He's a Boxman 20
He really really really likes The Cosby Show
He's a Boxman, the best now
Doesn't try to act like the rest of the crowd
He's a Boxman, now he's cleaner
But, if you're a prick he'll kick your wiener
Cut in line, mean mugged, smacked on the butt
(Good game) by the way
Saying "Good game" doesn't mean it's okay
Guy on guy butt slapping's really gay
No, that's not me now, I'm Boxman: version 2
Out with the old box, in with the new (new)
Don't expect a dance from me
That's so overplayed
Boxman dance time won't get me laid (Nah uh)
The old me would be polite
And hold open doors not the new me
I'll walk past 'cause I'm hardcore
Hand me that paper
(Huh?) , no I won't say please
Because I'm a BAMF like Sue from Glee
Which gang should I join? The
Bloods or the Crips?
Why not combine the two? Purple is hip
(Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination)
Let's see that dinosaur's gang operation
He's a Boxman: version 2
Everything you knew about him's now untrue
He's a Boxman 20
He's really badass like GI joe
He's a Boxman in a gang
They make him do things that are insane
He's a Boxman as you can see
Breaking that table was really mean
So maybe gang life ain't all
It's cracked up to be
Hanging out with old men who live
At home just ain't for me
Oops, forgot to wear my undies
They all saw my box-butt and made fun of me
Stop, everybody put your hands in the air
There's a gang affair going on in here
I'm aware
Holy fking st, I'm fking out of here, man
I had nothing to do with any of their plans
Whoa, oh my God, dude
What the hell is all this?
Gangs play Pokemon? You can't be serious
Hey, is that a Snorlax? that
Card is super cool
I'll trade you for my Squirtle, Mewtwo
And Tentacruel
Now I'm a box living in a box on the street
All 'cause I wanted street
Cred from the industry
I don't care if people don't
Like what they see if they got beef with me
They can go hump a tree
He's a Boxman: version 2
Everything you knew about him's now untrue
He's a Boxman 20
He really really really likes The Cosby Show
He's a Boxman, the best now
Doesn't try to act like the rest of the crowd
He's a Boxman, now he's cleaner
But, if you're a prick he'll kick your wiener