Smosh - Boxman lyrics
[Smosh - Boxman lyrics]
So let me tell you how this all came to be
I'm doin' this, here, rap for your safety
So all you kids don't mess up like me
And be disowned by your family
So check it, this is how it all began
I was chillin', eatin' some raisin bran
I decided it was time to get a tan
So I grabbed my scissors and then I ran
I forgot my house was two-stories tall
I missed the first step and began to fall
What happened next, I could not recall
I was impaled by the scissors
And that's not all
I thought I could get some help on the street
I got run over by a f -king Jeep
The rest of this mess, I will not repeat
To help keep your lunch, I've been discrete
Box the Boxman
He's the Boxman he's the Boxman
He's a box he's a Boxman
Boxman he's the box, man
I woke up in a strange location
Some dirty bum had an explanation
Apparently, he had no education
He turned my body into an abomination
He said he found me on the road, nearly dead
It was necessary he fix my torso and my head
He had no human parts
So he used a box instead
The news was so overwhelming that I fled
The Boxman he's the Boxman
He's the Boxman he's a box
Yo, what's up homie? You know that Boxman?
Yeah, he used to be a part of my clique
Yeah, well what about now?
I don't know man, he can suck my-
It's hard to live with a body of cardboard
You'd think with this cute
Smile I'd be adored but since the accident
I've always been ignored i trust, one day
That my hope will be restored
I'd like to meet a girl who likes me for me
But, of course
No girl likes a guy made of tree
I get so desperate that I cry and I plea
I'd even take a fat girl
To a tolerable degree
I guess it ain't that bad to be a box like me
Hey, at least I ain't Mary-Kate or Ashley
If I ever want to travel across the sea
I disguise myself as a package
And fly for free well the moral of the story
Is airfare's expensive as hell
So that's the end of my tale, so long
And farewell
The Boxman he's the Boxman
He's the Boxman he's a box
He's a Boxman he's a box
The Boxman he's the Boxman
He's the Boxman he's a box
The Boxman he's the Boxman
He's the Boxman he's a box
He's a Boxman boxman
He's the box, man
I'm doin' this, here, rap for your safety
So all you kids don't mess up like me
And be disowned by your family
So check it, this is how it all began
I was chillin', eatin' some raisin bran
I decided it was time to get a tan
So I grabbed my scissors and then I ran
I forgot my house was two-stories tall
I missed the first step and began to fall
What happened next, I could not recall
I was impaled by the scissors
And that's not all
I thought I could get some help on the street
I got run over by a f -king Jeep
The rest of this mess, I will not repeat
To help keep your lunch, I've been discrete
Box the Boxman
He's the Boxman he's the Boxman
He's a box he's a Boxman
Boxman he's the box, man
I woke up in a strange location
Some dirty bum had an explanation
Apparently, he had no education
He turned my body into an abomination
He said he found me on the road, nearly dead
It was necessary he fix my torso and my head
He had no human parts
So he used a box instead
The news was so overwhelming that I fled
The Boxman he's the Boxman
He's the Boxman he's a box
Yo, what's up homie? You know that Boxman?
Yeah, he used to be a part of my clique
Yeah, well what about now?
I don't know man, he can suck my-
It's hard to live with a body of cardboard
You'd think with this cute
Smile I'd be adored but since the accident
I've always been ignored i trust, one day
That my hope will be restored
I'd like to meet a girl who likes me for me
But, of course
No girl likes a guy made of tree
I get so desperate that I cry and I plea
I'd even take a fat girl
To a tolerable degree
I guess it ain't that bad to be a box like me
Hey, at least I ain't Mary-Kate or Ashley
If I ever want to travel across the sea
I disguise myself as a package
And fly for free well the moral of the story
Is airfare's expensive as hell
So that's the end of my tale, so long
And farewell
The Boxman he's the Boxman
He's the Boxman he's a box
He's a Boxman he's a box
The Boxman he's the Boxman
He's the Boxman he's a box
The Boxman he's the Boxman
He's the Boxman he's a box
He's a Boxman boxman
He's the box, man