Smosh, i set my friends on fire - Four years foreplay lyrics

There's a thing or two about high
School that you need to know
We wish we had known this
When we were freshmen
Watch out for freshmen Friday
The most dangerous day of the week
You thought you were excited for the weekend
But this is where your week ends

Four more years of obeying authority
Without question don't be so excited
There's only one thousand four hundred
Sixteen pages left to read
It will be time to celebrate
When it's time to graduate
Whatever you do, don't you ever bring
A roller backpack to school
Because douche bag kids will kick them over
We don't see why though
They're really convenient!
If a girl gives you a smile, don't be
Deceived she wants you to father her child
And hes probably not even cute
The only thing good about high
School is their super
Bad ass playgrounds, they have
The best swings ever
I once jumped five feet in the air!

Four more years of obeying authority
Without question don't be so excited
There's only one thousand four hundred
Sixteen pages left to read
It will be time to celebrate
When it's time to graduate
To think how happy I was before I came
Running out of every room I walked in today
And the most miserable part
Is that it's only the first day
If high school was compared to seeing
Your mom in a playboy magazine, then maybe
High school isn't that bad because that'd be
The biggest boner kill in history
Unless shes hot