Smosh, Ryan Finnerty, Ryan Todd, Peter De Leon - Girls Are Gross lyrics

Gross girls are gross
Nobody knows aah, gross
Girls are gross when we're alone

When I wake up, still got makeup on
To do it all over, gotta wake at dawn
Yeah, pop my zit's, so satisfying
My BO smells like I am dying (Woo)
Shower? Nope, we got dry shampoo
Dry shaving legs, got a hairy bathroom
Facing the day in yesterday's lashes
Place is a wreck but I'm looking fantastic

Gross girls are gross
We skip the soap so gross
Girls are gross better cover your nose

Covered in sweat between my breasts
But, I'm still gonna keep my cash there
Crumbs and lip stain
Wanna bite of chow mein?
Nevermind, that's some loose hair (Oops)
My bra looks cute, lacy and silky
I never wash it, yeah, it's filthy
Got this shit since tenth grade
It's soaked in titty marinade

Gross girls are gross
Don't motorboat (No, no, no) so gross
Girls are gross got sweaty bongos

Hey, guys (Hey, BB)
Let's talk about period stains (Mmm, let's)
We don't throw out
Our period-stained underwear
We just keep them to wear the next month
(We do)
It's like a seven layer-dip of bloodstains
(Salty)
And don't not forget about period poops
Your uterine lining is already gushing
Out of your vagina (It is)
You know what would make
It better? Endless diarrhea
Oh, and we can't fart in public (No)
So, we save them all, until we're alone (Oh)
Hotboxing our cars with a whole
Day of concentrated farts (In my Jetta)
You want a ride, baby?

Gross girls are gross
My bra is soaked, discharge below gross
Girls are gross gross
Girls are gross when we're alone
So gross girls are gross
So now, you know

Gross