Smosh - Hardcore Max lyrics
[Smosh - Hardcore Max lyrics]
His name is Max, he's going to school
He doesn't wear a helmet 'cause he's so cool
He keeps his helmet on his bars
Darts out randomly in front of cars
Talks on his phone while
Rollin' down the street
He even has a girlfriend, isn't that sweet?
He hit's on chicks even if they're skanky
He smells his pit's they're hella stanky
Okay, I just need to
Clarify one motherfking thing
Max is a bad-ass motherfker
If you don't fking believe me
Then look at his motherfking helmet
On his motherfking handlebars!
Holy st, that guy is hardcore!
Oh yeah - he swears a stload
And everyone knows that's fking awesome!
What's this? Is this is a hardcore part?
Yeah! Just like Max!
His name is Max! He doesn't wear a helmet!
He keeps it on his handlebars!
He's failing all his classes!
And he's only 10?
What? I thought he was like 26!
So you're telling me that I wrote this
Badass song about a 10-year old?
You know what? I don't care
If he's 10, or 50, or even a freakin' baby!
He's still more hardcore than I'll ever be
And I'm 32!
Wait, Max! Watch out for your helmet!
Max didn't wear his helmet
Now he has suffered a concussion
And he will be in a coma
For the next three weeks
But it was worth it because
Helmets make you look really geeky
Why do I sound like a bad a
Rip-off of the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
He doesn't wear a helmet 'cause he's so cool
He keeps his helmet on his bars
Darts out randomly in front of cars
Talks on his phone while
Rollin' down the street
He even has a girlfriend, isn't that sweet?
He hit's on chicks even if they're skanky
He smells his pit's they're hella stanky
Okay, I just need to
Clarify one motherfking thing
Max is a bad-ass motherfker
If you don't fking believe me
Then look at his motherfking helmet
On his motherfking handlebars!
Holy st, that guy is hardcore!
Oh yeah - he swears a stload
And everyone knows that's fking awesome!
What's this? Is this is a hardcore part?
Yeah! Just like Max!
His name is Max! He doesn't wear a helmet!
He keeps it on his handlebars!
He's failing all his classes!
And he's only 10?
What? I thought he was like 26!
So you're telling me that I wrote this
Badass song about a 10-year old?
You know what? I don't care
If he's 10, or 50, or even a freakin' baby!
He's still more hardcore than I'll ever be
And I'm 32!
Wait, Max! Watch out for your helmet!
Max didn't wear his helmet
Now he has suffered a concussion
And he will be in a coma
For the next three weeks
But it was worth it because
Helmets make you look really geeky
Why do I sound like a bad a
Rip-off of the Red Hot Chili Peppers?