Smosh - Moms Are the Bomb lyrics
[Smosh - Moms Are the Bomb lyrics]
Hey, mom
You're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes
You found on my phone
I'm so glad dad impregnated you
And nine months later
I burst out of your womb
I remember when I was eight
My life was going great
My sister loved Snapple, there was no debate
(Uh oh) i thought it would be funny
To play a sweet prank
Take the plastic off the cap
And put in her drink (Uh oh)
And when she sipped it
I saw her start to choke i couldn't foresee
It'd get caught in her throat
Her birthday was ruined because
Of my stupid mistake
She never drank Snapple again and
I got all her cake thanks, mom
For stepping up and saving the day
(You rock) i didn't want you to have
To find out this way (Love you)
Hey, mom
I did something that wasn't that cool
So now I gotta follow that Mother's Day rule
Hey, mom
You're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes
You found on my phone
I'm so glad dad impregnated you
And nine months later
I burst out of your womb
And when I was fifteen, I messed up again
Trying to impress some girls with my friends
See, I understand the ladies and
Here was the scoop
Hot girls can't resist the
Sight of burning poop
So, I found a dog, lured him up the steps
Tried to feed him X-Lax
But he wouldn't ingest
But, I didn't stress out
I just dealt with the glitches
I knew what I had to
Do to impress these bitches
But the fire kept spreading
It wouldn't stay put
So, my momma had to stamp the
Crap out with her foot hey, mom
I did something that wasn't that cool
So now I gotta follow that Mother's Day rule
Hey, mom
You're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes
You found on my phone
I'm so glad dad impregnated you
And nine months later
I burst out of your womb
Hey, mom, you're the bomb
Hey, mom, you're the bomb
Sorry we hid so many things
From you years ago
But here's a couple of other
Things you probably should know
I watched porn on the computer when
I told you I never did
Put a sandwich in the VCR when
I was a little kid
I punched a hole in the wall
And I hid it with a poster
Tried to cook a pizza in
The mother flippin' toaster
Threw a big ass party every
Time you were away
Lied to a hot neighbor and told her I was gay
And my fish might have died because I overfed
And I might have done some stuff
With a girl in your bed, yeah
Hey, mom
You're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes
You found on my phone
I'm so glad dad impregnated you
And nine months later
I burst out of your womb hey, mom
You're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes
You found on my phone
I'm so glad dad impregnated you
And nine months later
I burst out of your womb
You're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes
You found on my phone
I'm so glad dad impregnated you
And nine months later
I burst out of your womb
I remember when I was eight
My life was going great
My sister loved Snapple, there was no debate
(Uh oh) i thought it would be funny
To play a sweet prank
Take the plastic off the cap
And put in her drink (Uh oh)
And when she sipped it
I saw her start to choke i couldn't foresee
It'd get caught in her throat
Her birthday was ruined because
Of my stupid mistake
She never drank Snapple again and
I got all her cake thanks, mom
For stepping up and saving the day
(You rock) i didn't want you to have
To find out this way (Love you)
Hey, mom
I did something that wasn't that cool
So now I gotta follow that Mother's Day rule
Hey, mom
You're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes
You found on my phone
I'm so glad dad impregnated you
And nine months later
I burst out of your womb
And when I was fifteen, I messed up again
Trying to impress some girls with my friends
See, I understand the ladies and
Here was the scoop
Hot girls can't resist the
Sight of burning poop
So, I found a dog, lured him up the steps
Tried to feed him X-Lax
But he wouldn't ingest
But, I didn't stress out
I just dealt with the glitches
I knew what I had to
Do to impress these bitches
But the fire kept spreading
It wouldn't stay put
So, my momma had to stamp the
Crap out with her foot hey, mom
I did something that wasn't that cool
So now I gotta follow that Mother's Day rule
Hey, mom
You're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes
You found on my phone
I'm so glad dad impregnated you
And nine months later
I burst out of your womb
Hey, mom, you're the bomb
Hey, mom, you're the bomb
Sorry we hid so many things
From you years ago
But here's a couple of other
Things you probably should know
I watched porn on the computer when
I told you I never did
Put a sandwich in the VCR when
I was a little kid
I punched a hole in the wall
And I hid it with a poster
Tried to cook a pizza in
The mother flippin' toaster
Threw a big ass party every
Time you were away
Lied to a hot neighbor and told her I was gay
And my fish might have died because I overfed
And I might have done some stuff
With a girl in your bed, yeah
Hey, mom
You're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes
You found on my phone
I'm so glad dad impregnated you
And nine months later
I burst out of your womb hey, mom
You're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes
You found on my phone
I'm so glad dad impregnated you
And nine months later
I burst out of your womb