Smosh - Netflix Conscience lyrics

Meet Eddie, 18 years old
He only has two hours before he has to go
To bed because he has school in the morning
But as he's searching for options of
What to watch on Netflix
His conscience comes into play

Alright, stop! Before you waste
Hours on Sharknado
Then complain to your friends
You should've just played Halo
You better think of the consequence
(Who are you?) We're your Netflix conscience
That's nonsense! You got time
There's no need to be manic and panic
Watch Lord of the Rings or
Rose and Jack in Titanic
Don't listen to him, Eddie
Don't you dare be a fool
You better be ready in six hours
Get your ass to school


How about a TV series so he can watch a ton?
He could watch Sherlock
I hear that one's fun
Those are 90 minutes each
You can't just watch one season
Like when Sherlock dies
You gotta see the reason
Uh uh! Spoiler alert
You just ruined it for Eddie
It's on the popular page
You should have seen it already
Then how about House of Cards?
Second season's kind of lame
Naw, it's awesome, bro
The main chick gets thrown in
Front of a train
Shit, we've wasted three hours
Trying to decide
If he just watched Sharknado
He could've watched it two times
Fuck it, just watch it, let's leave Eddie be
Alright, let's do this! Oh shit
It's just DVD

There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next
On Netflix, on Netflix, on Netflix

Meet Robin she's newly single and excited to
Enjoy an evening alone eating
Soup out of a plastic cup and watching movies
But as soon as she logs into her account
Something wrong happens
And then her conscience kicks into play

Aw snap! You can't watch Magic Mike right now
Yeah, looks like too many people
Are on your account somehow
Guess you better watch TV with
Fucking commercials on Hulu
Alright, don't be brash
Just think who you gave your password to
Well, let's see: Your mother, your brother
And who else again? We're forgetting someone
Oh yeah, your ex-boyfriend
Ah shit, girl, how can we log him out?
Just change your password
Kick him off the account! Woah now
It's his account and he still pays the bill
Say what? You're a Netflix moocher?
You're making me ill he's right, Robin
You gotta get your own login
Move on with your life and
Hop on that toboggan
There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next
On Netflix, on Netflix, on Netflix

Meet Rudy
He's invited Bertha over for Netflix and
Chill and now has to
Find the perfect movie so he
Can make out with her
When suddenly, his conscience comes into play

This oughta be easy, this dude is a smoothie
But Rudy's gotta be smart when
He's choosing the movie
Yo! What about The Notebook?
Naw, she'll catch on to your ruse
It's been a decade since that
Move was first used
Then we'll need something boring
Then she'll fall asleep
A thoughtful documentary?
She'll get too sad and she'll weep
How about "Smosh: The Movie" then? Who?
This is getting stupid
Let's just turn it off and kiss her
Make sure the lights are down so
She won't question your lip blister
Yo, slow it down, no need to rush
We can try a foreign film
To impress the sweet crush
Ah, quit being pretentious, man
No one wants to read
Well maybe we should ask her
What she wants to see
("Hey babe, what do you want to watch?")
("How 'bout Sex and the City?")
Damn! That's not on here
What should Rudy do?
Looks like we have to buy
That shit off iTunes
Naw, dummy, that show's on HBO Now
But that's 15 bucks a month
We're not a cash cow!
Let's just take a step back and look
At what this is really about
Yeah, why are we spending this
Much just to make out?
Rudy, stop thinking with your goblin
Start using your noggin'
And just slide with it, man
Hop on life's toboggan
There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next
On Netflix, on Netflix, on Netflix