Smosh - P.A.R.T.Y. lyrics
[Smosh - P.A.R.T.Y. lyrics]
Hey Anthony
You know what would be really fun?
If the whole world became
A post-apocalyptic wasteland? Yeah, cool
PARTY throw your hands in the air
Like you're never gonna die!
So whatcha want with all your bros!
Because the Post Apocalypse Rocks This Yo!
Most people died, so there's no more traffic!
No paying friends
Which is straight fantastic!
Where all we can find a lame fashion trend
Stick together while we die so
No flakey ass friends! Everyone's in shape
Running from death is great!
No awkward dates, just need to repopulate!
The toilets don't work, if I
Could I would tweet
"This apocalypse rules! #WEPOOPINTHESTREETS"
PARTY throw your hands in the air
Like you're never gonna die!
So whatcha want with all your bros!
Because the Post Apocalypse Rocks This Yo!
No douchey selfies
Cause there are no phones!
Or being socially awkward
When you're always alone!
Using paper maps is always a struggle
Our clippers won't work now our
Pubes are a jungle! No Kardashians
Zombies love the taste of Botox!
Ruining Kim's closet
Stole her supply of crocs!
We can sleep under the stars cause there's
No electricity, but sometimes in the dark
#ISTEPINMYPEE!
PARTY throw your hands in the air like
You're never gonna to die!
So whatcha want with all your bros!
Because the Post Apocalypse Rocks This Yo!
No more school, so we don't learn nothing!
No English class
So we don't know how to rhyme good!
People roam the streets, dude you can see all
The features, but it's only creepy old men
Just like nude beaches!
No being judged for your
Pencil collection! What's wrong
With that? CAUSE IT GAVE YOU ERECTIONS!
Ian's mom's a zombie, we keep her for luck
People say it's dangerous but we
Don't give a f-
PARTY throw your hands in the air
Like you're never gonna die!
So whatcha want with all your bros!
Because the Post Apocalypse Rocks This Yo!
Ahhhhh! Ahh! Oh god! Oh god no! Ahh! No!
She's eating my most important body parts!
Ahhh! Ahh! I love you mom!
You know what would be really fun?
If the whole world became
A post-apocalyptic wasteland? Yeah, cool
PARTY throw your hands in the air
Like you're never gonna die!
So whatcha want with all your bros!
Because the Post Apocalypse Rocks This Yo!
Most people died, so there's no more traffic!
No paying friends
Which is straight fantastic!
Where all we can find a lame fashion trend
Stick together while we die so
No flakey ass friends! Everyone's in shape
Running from death is great!
No awkward dates, just need to repopulate!
The toilets don't work, if I
Could I would tweet
"This apocalypse rules! #WEPOOPINTHESTREETS"
PARTY throw your hands in the air
Like you're never gonna die!
So whatcha want with all your bros!
Because the Post Apocalypse Rocks This Yo!
No douchey selfies
Cause there are no phones!
Or being socially awkward
When you're always alone!
Using paper maps is always a struggle
Our clippers won't work now our
Pubes are a jungle! No Kardashians
Zombies love the taste of Botox!
Ruining Kim's closet
Stole her supply of crocs!
We can sleep under the stars cause there's
No electricity, but sometimes in the dark
#ISTEPINMYPEE!
PARTY throw your hands in the air like
You're never gonna to die!
So whatcha want with all your bros!
Because the Post Apocalypse Rocks This Yo!
No more school, so we don't learn nothing!
No English class
So we don't know how to rhyme good!
People roam the streets, dude you can see all
The features, but it's only creepy old men
Just like nude beaches!
No being judged for your
Pencil collection! What's wrong
With that? CAUSE IT GAVE YOU ERECTIONS!
Ian's mom's a zombie, we keep her for luck
People say it's dangerous but we
Don't give a f-
PARTY throw your hands in the air
Like you're never gonna die!
So whatcha want with all your bros!
Because the Post Apocalypse Rocks This Yo!
Ahhhhh! Ahh! Oh god! Oh god no! Ahh! No!
She's eating my most important body parts!
Ahhh! Ahh! I love you mom!