Smosh - Pimps of Prom lyrics
[Smosh - Pimps of Prom lyrics]
Hi, Ian!
Hey, Anthony! Did you hear about prom?
Yes, Ian let's go to prom with hot girls
Great idea, but what if other people don't
Know how to prom?
Then let's show how to prom with a tight rap
Great idea!
Before you can go to the prom
You've got to get a hot
Date that looks real bomb
Get the courage to go up and ask her
I'm really good at it 'cause
I'm the pick-up master! Or you say
"Go to prom with me 'cause I'm hecka ripped!
If you say 'no', I'll bust you in the lip!"
Women always like a show of force
My dad was a wimp
And that's why he's divorced
We're gonna show you how to pretty
Pretty prom slamming energy drinks
Dancing all night long
Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
Because seeing female booby is the best!
'Cause we're gonna show you how to prom!
Prom, prom, prom!
And it's gonna be the bomb!
Bomb, bomb, bomb!
How to prom!
Can't go to prom in a jeans and a hood
Gotta dress hecka handsome
And be looking hecka good!
Suit, tie, b-b-b-b-black socks
We the pimps of prom 'cause we totally rocks
When you're stupid mom tries to take pics
Never smile, show your badass, look hostile
Make sure you flex your muscles a lot
And try to show them off
Them bom diggity socks!
We're gonna show you how to pretty
Pretty prom slamming energy drinks
Dancing all night long
Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
Because seeing female booby is the best!
'Cause we're gonna show you how to prom!
Prom, prom, prom!
And it's gonna be the bomb!
Bomb, bomb, bomb!
Roll up to prom and it's all hecka lavish
There's a table full of punch
That you wanna ravage
The DJ's blasting all the c-c-coolest noise
Slim Shady, Slipknot, and the Backstreet Boys
Some people spike the punch with booze
Don't drink it
You'll get drunk and show your boobs!
So we spiked the punch with lots of sugar
And because we're so funny
We put in a booger!
Slow dance time
First, grab your girl, step out on the floor
Put your hand on her shoulder
And get ready to score
Slide your hand down her back
Move it down to the crack
Hover there, brother, you're about to attack
Now slow it down 'yo
Go get ready to go then touch that sweet butt
You're the man now, bro!
We're gonna show you how to pretty
Pretty prom slamming energy drinks
Dancing all night long
Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
Because seeing female booby is the best!
(One more time)
We're gonna show you how to pretty
Pretty prom slamming energy drinks
Dancing all night long
Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
Because seeing female booby is the best!
So that's how you rule at
Your high school prom
Hope you learned a lesson on
How to be the bomb!
But, if you couldn't follow our tips
'cause you're a loser noob
At least there's always some drunk
Girl flashing her boob!
Hey, Anthony! Did you hear about prom?
Yes, Ian let's go to prom with hot girls
Great idea, but what if other people don't
Know how to prom?
Then let's show how to prom with a tight rap
Great idea!
Before you can go to the prom
You've got to get a hot
Date that looks real bomb
Get the courage to go up and ask her
I'm really good at it 'cause
I'm the pick-up master! Or you say
"Go to prom with me 'cause I'm hecka ripped!
If you say 'no', I'll bust you in the lip!"
Women always like a show of force
My dad was a wimp
And that's why he's divorced
We're gonna show you how to pretty
Pretty prom slamming energy drinks
Dancing all night long
Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
Because seeing female booby is the best!
'Cause we're gonna show you how to prom!
Prom, prom, prom!
And it's gonna be the bomb!
Bomb, bomb, bomb!
How to prom!
Can't go to prom in a jeans and a hood
Gotta dress hecka handsome
And be looking hecka good!
Suit, tie, b-b-b-b-black socks
We the pimps of prom 'cause we totally rocks
When you're stupid mom tries to take pics
Never smile, show your badass, look hostile
Make sure you flex your muscles a lot
And try to show them off
Them bom diggity socks!
We're gonna show you how to pretty
Pretty prom slamming energy drinks
Dancing all night long
Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
Because seeing female booby is the best!
'Cause we're gonna show you how to prom!
Prom, prom, prom!
And it's gonna be the bomb!
Bomb, bomb, bomb!
Roll up to prom and it's all hecka lavish
There's a table full of punch
That you wanna ravage
The DJ's blasting all the c-c-coolest noise
Slim Shady, Slipknot, and the Backstreet Boys
Some people spike the punch with booze
Don't drink it
You'll get drunk and show your boobs!
So we spiked the punch with lots of sugar
And because we're so funny
We put in a booger!
Slow dance time
First, grab your girl, step out on the floor
Put your hand on her shoulder
And get ready to score
Slide your hand down her back
Move it down to the crack
Hover there, brother, you're about to attack
Now slow it down 'yo
Go get ready to go then touch that sweet butt
You're the man now, bro!
We're gonna show you how to pretty
Pretty prom slamming energy drinks
Dancing all night long
Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
Because seeing female booby is the best!
(One more time)
We're gonna show you how to pretty
Pretty prom slamming energy drinks
Dancing all night long
Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
Because seeing female booby is the best!
So that's how you rule at
Your high school prom
Hope you learned a lesson on
How to be the bomb!
But, if you couldn't follow our tips
'cause you're a loser noob
At least there's always some drunk
Girl flashing her boob!