Smosh - Pirate Life lyrics

[Smosh - Pirate Life lyrics]

Everyone knows that Blackbeard's the best
There's nothing more to say
But, I hear there's this new bloke
Around by the name of Kenway
He's always hiding in his white hood
With his girly hair and crap
But, I'm still the baddest pirate around
'Cause, I've got this treasure map

(Yo-ho, yo-ho) a pirate's life for me
(Yo-ho, yo-ho) murderin' fools for free
(Yo-ho, yo-ho) a pirate's life for me
(Yo-ho, yo-ho) murderin' fools for free

They call me Eddie Kenway, man
I'm the scourge of the land and sea
Got flowing hair, some sharp-ass blades
And maybe a little scurvy
Don't got a stupid peg leg or
A dumbass hook for a hand
But, I'll shove my blowgun up your ass


If you mess with my pirate band

I'll grab my musket (yeah)
And I bust it (yeah)
Got lovely hair, you can't touch it
I steal maps (yeah) don't give craps (yeah)
Got pretty girls sittin' on my lap

'Cause, I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting booty with the cuties 'cause
I do what I please
Four guns I blast, slashing throats as I pass
Kissing those sexy wenches
Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of y'all are bitches

(Yo-ho, yo-ho) a pirate's life for me
(Yo-ho, yo-ho) murderin' fools for free
(Yo-ho, yo-ho) a pirate's life for me
(Yo-ho, yo-ho) murderin' fools for free

Boarding your ship to pillage and kill
Don't even need it, I just love to steal
All the ladies love me 'cause I'm a big pimp
Hope they don't smell me 'cause
I stink like ship
Eating oranges to prevent scurvy
Dammit, now it's gonna hurt when I pee
You can never blame me
For grabbin' your chick
'Cause most my life's surrounded by dick

I'll grab my musket (yeah)
And I bust it (yeah)
Got a badass beard, you can't touch it
I steal maps (yeah) don't give craps (yeah)
Got pretty girls and I'm
Sitting on their laps

'Cause, I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting booty with the cuties 'cause
I do what I please
Four guns I blast, slashing throats as I pass
Making out with sexy wenches
Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of y'all are bitches

(Yo-ho, yo-ho) a pirate's life for me
(Yo-ho, yo-ho) murderin' fools for free
(Yo-ho, yo-ho) a pirate's life for me
(Yo-ho, yo-ho) murderin' fools for free

Well, I guess it's time for the
Two of us to brawl
Time to settle who's the baddest pirate
Once and for freakin' all

I wake up ('Cause, I'm a pirate)
Don't give a fuck ('Cause, I'm a pirate)
Love to drink ('Cause, I'm a pirate)
I stink ('Cause, I'm a pirate)
Don't shower ('Cause, I'm a pirate)
Make bitches cower ('Cause, I'm a pirate)
Gettin' booty ('Cause, I'm a pirate)
Takin' doodies ('Cause, I'm a pirate)
Eat rotten beef ('Cause, I'm a pirate)
Lost all my teeth ('Cause, I'm a pirate)
Far from home ('Cause, I'm a pirate)
All alone

'Cause we're pirates
Living our life all high on the seven seas
We're pirates
Getting booty with the cuties 'cause
We do what we please, four guns we blast
Slashing throats as we pass
Kissing those sexy wenches
Because we're freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of y'all are bitches

(Yo-ho, yo-ho) a pirate's life for me
(Yo-ho, yo-ho) murderin' fools for free
(Yo-ho, yo-ho) a pirate's life for me
(Yo-ho, yo-ho) murderin' fools for free

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