Smosh, i set my friends on fire - Sex Ed Rocks lyrics

There comes a time in every man's life
When he grows hair where it used to be bare
I know you're feeling weird
But you should be happy
You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
'Cause periods suck (And commas rule)
This is sex education, not grammar, fool!

When she gives you affection
You better wear protection
That skank might have an infection
Are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
(Remember what you read)
Just forget what the others have said
Get it through your head
Use your brain before you go to bed

It takes only one sperm cell to make a baby
And if you think they are cute
Then you must be crazy
Babies suck 'cause they barf and poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
Babies suck 'cause they barf and poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
(oh my god it burns!)

And did we mention the risk of getting STDs
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second, this is not about sports
(Quick fact) You can't get girls
When wearing these shorts

When she gives you affection
You better wear protection
That skank might have an infection
Are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
(Remember what you read)
Just forget what the others have said
Get it through your head
Use your brain before you go to bed

I still don't get it

Your body is growing you will get hairy
Your puny voice will start to change
And your no no place will feel a bit strange
Your pit's will stink
You will get zit's on your face
Without this knowledge
You will scare girls away
So listen to this song every day

That song was stupid