Snak The Ripper, ILL BILL - Fuck the Internet lyrics

After we get all that technical
Stuff out of the way
We'll hop online and check out some of
The amazing things you can do
Out there in cyber space dial up
Log in i'm on the net
I thought you were gonna teach me
How to get on the Internet
You're right I better explain

Yeah they trynna drop a pin on my location
Hit me with some pop up
Some polling information
Driving me insane with
These push notifications
Send me corny meme posts to get me motivation
Man, opinions ain't shit when they
Hide behind a keyboard
Attach a wire from my modem to a brick of C4
Your mama on a webcam, I spam in her inbox
She ugly when I'm sober
I don't notice after ten shots
Rappers buying fake fans and lying on the mic
Fucking staring at their Instagram
And crying over likes
Well I'm trying not to LOL
They trolling on my Spotify
Loading up the Google map to find
The perfect spot to die
All these advertisements trynna make me broke
The Internet need to learn how to take a joke
I just get mad love and
These fakes get choked
'Cause nobody gives a fuck
About they Facebook posts, nope

Fuck, the Internet fuck, the Internet
The motherfucking Internet
Fuck, the Internet fuck, the Internet
The motherfucking Internet
How about that world wide web, fuck that

Yo, Snak told me fuck the Internet
I told him I already did
Back when Myspace pussy became a trendy thing
Before Tinder or Christian Mingle
Before the Craigslist killer
This shit was pretty simple
Till I sent a dick pic to
This bitch that was batshit pretty pics
Big tit's but that bitch was catfish
On Jdate she was the jewy Loni Anderson
Our date, she looked like Louie Anderson
Damn son
So fuck the Internet, you must be stupid
Fuck eHarmony to fuck OkCupid
Fuck Photoshop and fuck personal computers
Married to marijuana but always
In search of Buddha
Met this new bitch on my phone
She work for Uber
Snapchat cracker the proper taught maneuvers
Young and perverted, others prefer cougars
Give me a real life dime-piece
Rocking a shirt from Hooters yeah

Fuck, the Internet fuck, the Internet
The motherfucking Internet
Fuck, the Internet fuck, the Internet
The motherfucking Internet
How about that world wide web, fuck that

Fuck, get off the fucking phone, fuck!
I'm trying to use the Internet