Snakebite126 - Artemis Fowl vs Light Yagami - Snakebite Rap Battles lyrics

Snakebite rap battles lIGHT YAGAMI
VS aRTEMIS FOWL
BEGIN!

Artemis Fowl: the criminal renowned
All throughout history
And here I am, having to babysit his Mini-Me
In your father's shadow
But it seems you've gotten lots from him
For if you think me to be Kira
You've both gone out on a limb

Just drop the facade
Yagami stop with the false psychology
Don't need Shinigami Eyes to see
Through your farce properly
From Spiro to Extinctionism
I know all about faux religions
Of false prophets with bleak world visions
So show me the pen game
Those flows were missing

If that's your wish, then alright
But you'll find I'm no fairy type
If you think I'll be
Remorseful, Young Sheldon
Let me shed some Light
Call mе Butler as I serve ya
Packing ink splotchеs that'll murder
Get you unnerved like a girl would make
Your beat stop like I'm Minerva
I've got that Death Note supply
But even with all of the pages
There's no way it'd fit all the
Mental disorders you're plagued with
You kidnapped an elf detective Oh
But now her heart's grown? How romantic
You turned Ms sherlock
Holmes into Stockholm's
Oh, but like Commander Root
You blew it when you left her extorted
Any magic sparks that you and
Holly shared were Short-lived

You're one to talk extortion with the
Path that your girl was led
You toyed with her head until you
Drove her over the edge
You'd never have been of note
But then that book turned you violent
What a fateful twist of irony
That Light's become blinded
So add this to your list of failures
This'll be your worst L since Lind Taylor
Your boasting is trite
So just shut it and listen
Your flows are so shite
Even Mulch wouldn't Diggum
You think your scheme is cleaning up Tokyo?
You're the creepiest Kira since JoJo
Magic world ambassador, calm and handsome
I'm taking this gold like a hostage ransom
Your loud banter's no match
For this sound planner
Who spit's in such a foul manner
That I live in Fowl Manor
I'm novel, you're comical
But you're sure one to talk age
When I've stayed a best-seller years
Before this Scribblenauts goth phase

Oh, is someone insecure about
Their age? Well, child, best sit right down
All your plans have been a wash
Since the LEP blue-rinsed your house
And with your magic beasts and split identity
You're just DnD but with DID
And you cower so much it's
Like your last name's Fowl
Cause all you do is chicken out

Such a simpleton
Your ego's the only time that you're complex
So call me your father you're
Killing me with your incompetence
And your sister's in a wheelchair from
The shock you put her through
But your Netflix special's so grim even
She walked out of the room

Maniacal laughter
You think climate change machines are
Enough to save the earth?
It'll take less than forty seconds just
To kill you with this verse
You wish to chatter about movie remakes?
A similar problem that we faced
But Opal pushed your entire world
To the Stone Age
Just so they could leave your film erased
Yagami's God
So get down on your knees and start
To plead before you are deceased
If I wanted this book to
Put you to sleep instantly
I would have just written your whole octology

Light, you're unspeakably vile
(Think I wouldn't kill scum cause it
Took the form of a child?)
Far from it, actually
(Hmm?) I knew you would, so
I read up on your weaknesses and
Let's just say I took notes like Yellow Box
Your end is Near you aren't hard to defeat
Salty the Task Force canned you? I
Suppose you are what you eat
You operated in the shadows
But got cocky in the final battle
Then Ryuk showed you poetic justice how
Do you like them apples?
I've sent this false god to the stars
For now your run is through
Because my name is Artemis, and I hunted you

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
SNAKEBITE starts bursting into maniacal
Laughter RAP BATTLES!