Snakebite126 - Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu vs. The Boss Baby lyrics

Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu vs
The Boss Baby begin

Name’s Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu bitch!
I’m a fucking gangster!
True Yakuza, shoot right through ya
You’re in fucking danger!
This shithead’s met a dead end
Now I’m taking ya to school, call it TedEd
Ain’t here to change your Pampies
I’ll get to dropping bodies
Cause when it comes to nannies
I’m more like fucking Maki!
Your work ethic is just
Something I can’t admire
Sucking up to higher-ups like
They’re your damn pacifier!
Junko forced our whole class to
Watch Chiaki’s death and
It still brought less despair than
Your original on Netflix!
I’m more stonе-faced than fucking Munakata
So drop the Poker Facе Lady Googoogahgah!
Or I’ll drop a diss right on top
A bitch and like your Oscar win
I’m fucking robbing this!

Ooh, would you look at that?
It’s the scary Danganronpa man! Get real
They have a subdivision in Baby Corp
Dedicated to all your fans! (Yuh)
Each of your games is built
From the same model
Franchise so formulaic it’d fit
In my dang bottle!
The moment that I popped in the womb
Baby I balled in it!
I’ll win by more than a hair kid
I’mma Bald-win it!
Bring your whole clan and let’s
Get down to business
Yeah, the company I’m reppin’s used
To putting down bitches
Stacking layers of dough
Dine on high class placenta
Rock Armani drip, leaving ya dripping Magenta
Slim Shady with an eye patch
Won’t be a challenge
Dressing like a pirate Gomez Addams!
I won’t be forgiving your horrible temper
Cause I’m more heavy metal than
Your choice of a weapon
So don’t get too close when you’re stepping!
I’m the B-O-S-S, feel no stress
Best hold your defenses
And that trashy written love story
Arc left you killed, bro
Seems Peko left you with Twilight Syndrome!
And uh… while you were bearing all
The pain and trauma with the
Abrasions caused from all your time
As head of the Yakuza
Well, I uh… took your baby mama, Pekoyama
Showed her where babies come from
Put her to rest harder than Monokuma

Talk about Peko like that again… AND
I’ll nash your fucking teeth in!
Let’s see how much you wanna talk shit when
I put my damn feet in this fetus
I leave him defeated
And dropped on a doorstep
And once I render you an orphan
How about I do what your parents should’ve
And make this track your abortion!
This is one tape you’ll wish
Never gets played back, son
You’re getting milked so hard
No wonder Francis can’t stand ya!
I dodged a Bullet got my
Death swapped, Case 3, pre-production
Your film dodged a Bullet dropping
Spacey before he touched it!
My kin taught me discipline
You got spoiled and pampered
I’d beat the shit jokes out ya, little kid
Just to teach you some manners!
I guess I’m just too old to get your appeal
Sorry but you scream disaster more than
A gender reveal party!

I’m tryna wrap my head around you but
I can’t tell what carries more weight:
Your shoulders from all your losses or… the
Swimsuit that caved your sister’s face!
God damn, baby numbnuts
How ‘bout you stop your whining?
Your lyrics are just
Nonsense: Jabberwock-y Island
I’d take out your last eye
But you’re already so blind
While I’m a Bhad Bhabie, so catch me outside!
Talking to me
Well you oughta get beat and get blown off
Of the scene like it’s Nagito’s dreams!
I’m so fly and I’m killing this mic
So watch this Blackened bird leave
You dead in the night

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