Snakebite126, Freshy Kanal - Monokuma vs The Annoying Orange lyrics

Terrible rap battles of comic sans mONOKUMA
VS the annoying orange
BEGIN!

Monokuma:
I am Monokuma and I’m your headmaster
Here to blend a delectable drink to
Have with my next platter
Bite your tongue, kiddo
It’s way past nya nya time
You’ll find this battle’s
Like the dictionary, orange’s got no rhymes
So I’ve got my dukes up
Flow smooth like butter - Mondokuma
I’ll block your sound like a Deluxe Room
Leave you spinning like a pinwheel
Pinwheel pinwheel of doom
This orange killer’s the most socially inept
In his whole dang kitchen
Passion Fruit gets your juices flowing?
You’re an OJ simp, son
It’s just so sad that you’re a heel
With all your pals made diet meals
In modеrn times, you can not deal cause now
You’vе lost all your a-peel
Broadcasting killing games to leave the
Flames of hope extinguished
But thinking about it now
I should’ve just went with your show on CN
Annoying Orange:
Awww, a teddy! Ha ha haha, nice diss, bear
But I’ve felt more despair hanging
Out with this pear! (Hey)
So zip it bout your stupid little
Saga only suiting little toddlers
They should call it Dangan-romper
(hahaha, drop it) ayo it’s AO
With the great flows straight from Dane Boe
On the kitchen sink, I’ll be spitting
Seeds cause I kill the beat, so just lay low
I’m packing more flavor than a bag of Cuties
You perv on kids worse than an ad for Cuties
Your case 3s are the only thing tragic, Koomy
Oh no, wear a mask for his magic cooties!
Your verse is an Ultimate Punishment but
All your crushing’s the DJ’s hopes
Sitting and watching the mayhem but all
That you’re maiming’s your VA’s throats
Your little cubs should get ready
To write your Mono-File
Cause now you’ll get a taste of my kitchen
Orange nya nya style
In rankings, you can barely make top ten
(nya nya) like who cares what Enoshima’s
Loose sock says (nya nya)
Call it orange fever, I’m sick with a diss
So treat me like you and lick up my kids
(nya nya) all your plans to defeat hope
Got crushed by a little Alter Ego
I guess it’s true what they
Say - never meet Chihiros (hahaha)

Kurokuma:
And they I say I talk too much, ha
Let’s put this to rest!

Shirokuma:
Can’t stand the heat inside the kitchen?

The Monokubs: Then get burned like Celeste!

Monokuma: Skrrrt
Comparing apple trees to oranges
It’s shocking how far you’ve fallen
But you can just ask Komaru - I’m balling
What happened to you
Kiddo? I mean your view count "wazzup"
But your whole crew-
-Crew? Like Among Us? Ha ha hahaha
-just shut up!
I’ve had it with your insufferable rhymes
So let’s give it all we got
It’s punishment time when it comes to the
Kitchen’s biggest weirdos
Even Teruteru’s not as abhorrent
Because I’ve been torturing
Violent knife-equipped
Psychopaths like it’s just Clockwork, orange
This ain’t a Jigsaw trap
Talk back and it’ll cost you your life
So let me give you some pointers
Because I’m sharp as a KNIFE
I’ll take your Happy Appy Sausage Party brain
Destroying channel and I’ll have it canceled
Leave an orange strung up like Hiyoko
Ripping my way through this midget asshole
So be glad that I’m putting
An end to your shit, buster
I’ll be bombarding your carcass
With bars like a body has been diss covered

Annoying Orange: This is your lesson
Huh? Then let me ask this
How’d an AI run by Junko go out of fashion
Today your Fangans are the only
Reason that people stick
So treat your efforts like one of
Them - cease and desist
I left my mark on the internet
You’re a virus gone out of control
Better call you Liam the Leprechaun
Cause you’re losing the gold
I know your mastermind’s struggling
To get it together
But hey it wouldn’t be the first
Time she was crushed under pressure