Snakebite126, Sebbo, Freshy Kanal - Montresor vs Jevil - Snakebite Rap Battles lyrics
Freshy Kanal
[Snakebite126, Sebbo, Freshy Kanal - Montresor vs Jevil - Snakebite Rap Battles lyrics]
Snakebite rap battles jEVIL
VS mONTRESOR
BEGIN!
Greetings and salutations
It's your companion Montresor
Meeting this valiant acquaintance
I must ask of one request, sir
That we skip this poor bravado
And check my kin's coat and motto
You'll end up with Fortunado
When I wreak havoc on jesters
Mask on, draped in gothic clothing
I'm a sly Fox more cunning than Toby
Took your first game's whole
Gimmick then cloned it
There's been no change
Where's your metamorphosis?
I'll leave you howling for your verbal crimes
Not talking Amontillado when I bask
In your fervent whines
And once this murder's final
You're sure to find
I've committed the perfect rhyme
Let's play a game, a game
I call it Guess the Human!
This one's consumed by petty feuding and
Now his world revolves around retribution
And wasted his life away plotting
To maim his pal but it all went to shit
As their silence gnawed
At his fulfillment! Does that ring a bell?
Too dim to pass as a Lightner
You're at your most bright when
You're slathered in niter
This one is a game you're not playing so well
Must be a holiday 'cause I'm taking no Ls
No chance you could match with my pace
(Chaos) you're a tactless disgrace (Chaos)
Get Luchesi to rap in your place
For the drunkard who authored
You lacked any taste (Weehee)
When causing carnival carnage
I am unparalleled
Dirges burning like curtains
I ride a beat like a carousel (Pip pip)
Put your friend asleep for fifty years?
(Aw) You put me to sleep for a century
Tryna be invested in your story's got me
Like "Erm i can do mostly anything"
That's the best you can do to me?
Then I'll be punishing this
Puny imp with impunity
Played your cards against a pack
Of children then soiled it
All it took was TP to flush
This joker down the toilet
It's drudgery having to wait for you
So behind in development, call you Betarune!
Break you apart like the key
For your cell's lock in paces requiescat
For the love of God
I'll put this hack in a box
I rule harder than Kaard
So just call me Seam
For this ordeal's left me in stitches
And you've pushed my buttons
So good day to you
Now the friend you once trusted shall lock
You away for good feeling deja vu?
No urban legend that Boston Harbored
Could incite new ideas in your garbage author
Just another loon Poe wrote
To give readers creeps
A discount Tell Tale but failed
To keep a beat
You think you're all that 'cause
You clowned on a jester
But as you fall flat
I'll be crowned like it's checkers
You spent your verse threatening
Thousands of injuries yet through it all
You've not once tried to insult me
I Cirque de Slay when I'm spittin'
I stole the whole show as a side mission
This shabby old creep can't keep up the tempo
'Gainst gaming's most demented
Jester since Dimentio
Oh, what a fun game this has been
Frolicking in the cemetery
So here's one more final jest between friends
And it's not the hatchet getting buried
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE sNAKE-
Gets wrapped in chains bITE!
Building starts to fall on him rRRRRAP!
BATTLES!
VS mONTRESOR
BEGIN!
Greetings and salutations
It's your companion Montresor
Meeting this valiant acquaintance
I must ask of one request, sir
That we skip this poor bravado
And check my kin's coat and motto
You'll end up with Fortunado
When I wreak havoc on jesters
Mask on, draped in gothic clothing
I'm a sly Fox more cunning than Toby
Took your first game's whole
Gimmick then cloned it
There's been no change
Where's your metamorphosis?
I'll leave you howling for your verbal crimes
Not talking Amontillado when I bask
In your fervent whines
And once this murder's final
You're sure to find
I've committed the perfect rhyme
Let's play a game, a game
I call it Guess the Human!
This one's consumed by petty feuding and
Now his world revolves around retribution
And wasted his life away plotting
To maim his pal but it all went to shit
As their silence gnawed
At his fulfillment! Does that ring a bell?
Too dim to pass as a Lightner
You're at your most bright when
You're slathered in niter
This one is a game you're not playing so well
Must be a holiday 'cause I'm taking no Ls
No chance you could match with my pace
(Chaos) you're a tactless disgrace (Chaos)
Get Luchesi to rap in your place
For the drunkard who authored
You lacked any taste (Weehee)
When causing carnival carnage
I am unparalleled
Dirges burning like curtains
I ride a beat like a carousel (Pip pip)
Put your friend asleep for fifty years?
(Aw) You put me to sleep for a century
Tryna be invested in your story's got me
Like "Erm i can do mostly anything"
That's the best you can do to me?
Then I'll be punishing this
Puny imp with impunity
Played your cards against a pack
Of children then soiled it
All it took was TP to flush
This joker down the toilet
It's drudgery having to wait for you
So behind in development, call you Betarune!
Break you apart like the key
For your cell's lock in paces requiescat
For the love of God
I'll put this hack in a box
I rule harder than Kaard
So just call me Seam
For this ordeal's left me in stitches
And you've pushed my buttons
So good day to you
Now the friend you once trusted shall lock
You away for good feeling deja vu?
No urban legend that Boston Harbored
Could incite new ideas in your garbage author
Just another loon Poe wrote
To give readers creeps
A discount Tell Tale but failed
To keep a beat
You think you're all that 'cause
You clowned on a jester
But as you fall flat
I'll be crowned like it's checkers
You spent your verse threatening
Thousands of injuries yet through it all
You've not once tried to insult me
I Cirque de Slay when I'm spittin'
I stole the whole show as a side mission
This shabby old creep can't keep up the tempo
'Gainst gaming's most demented
Jester since Dimentio
Oh, what a fun game this has been
Frolicking in the cemetery
So here's one more final jest between friends
And it's not the hatchet getting buried
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE sNAKE-
Gets wrapped in chains bITE!
Building starts to fall on him rRRRRAP!
BATTLES!