Snoop Dogg, Cocoa Sarai, October London - Funky Christmas lyrics

Bobby, they said there ain't gon'
Be no Christmas this year
So what you gon' do? Hit it, friend
Huh, hahaha funky Christmas
Ha, huh

I don't want no Christmas so don't
Bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't
Be getting no gifts from me
I don't want no Christmas so don't
Bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't
Be getting no gifts from me
I don't want no Christmas so don't
Bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't
Be getting no gifts from me

Night, holy night
Drinking that nog, ready to fight
Momma in the kitchen cooking rice
Selling PS5's for half price snow
Gifts by the mistletoe
Heaven knows I did seven shows
No Santa Claus, no ho-ho-ho's

I don't want no Christmas so don't
Bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't
Be getting no gifts from me
I don't want no Christmas so don't
Bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't
Be getting no gifts from me
I don't want no Christmas so don't
Bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't
Be getting no gifts from me

Slide down my chimney baby, come trim my tree
Come deck these halls with
Let's grow some weed
I know just how you like it, you work so hard
But you helpin' everybody except Misses Claus
Oh Santa, I got what you need
Oh Santa, ain't got nothin' for me
Oh Santa, tired of sleepin' alone
'Cause I think that you're droppin' off
These gifts at these homes

I don't want no Christmas so don't
Bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't
Be getting no gifts from me
I don't want no Christmas so don't
Bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't
Be getting no gifts from me
I don't want no Christmas so don't
Bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't
Be getting no gifts from me