Snoop Dogg, Mac Minista - Game Court lyrics

Funkafied version of "The People's Court"
TV show in the background

Mac Minista in defense of
The honorable Snoop Dogg
The anti-player has filed and
Submitted an "alpha" davit
In the Game Court with
Trumped up charges against
My client Snoop Dogg
Tha Doggfather - for 227 counts
Of flexing his G's, popping his P's
Dotting his I's and crossing his T's
The anti-player has filed and
Submitted an "alpha" davit
In the Game Court with
Trumped up charges against
My client Snoop Dogg
Tha Doggfather - for 357 counts
Of verbal and reckless endangerment
From the million dollar mouthpiece
And leaving these super-sap suckers
Discombobulated and confused and shook up
Like a pair of dice the anti-player
Has filed and submitted an "alpha" davit
In the Game Court charging
My client Snoop Dogg
Tha Doggfather - for distributing
And manufacturing game
Crossing state and county lines
With the intent to pimp the system
Now if you wanna judge Tha Doggfather
Bring him before 12 G's and open up his files
And you will see
That ever since Snoopy was a pup
His tail was straight up - ready
To shake rattle and roll
And charge from a ho to
A henchman about his pension
So all you jerks with them $11 words
Comin out of your $2 mouth
About a multi-million dollar Crip
Who's got the mind of a bid'ness man
The heart of a tyrant
And the tongue of a mack - I said
He's a five-star guerilla Crip
With bars and stars
While you suckers is lookin for stripes
His game is as sharp as a mosquito's needle
And with this in mind
I'm gonna ask the Game Court
To grant a motion, of 995 - grounds
Of dismissal