Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa - Talent Show lyrics
Snoop Dogg [Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.] Long Beach, California, U.S 🇺🇸
Wiz Khalifa [Cameron Jibril Thomaz] Minot, North Dakota/Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, U.S. 🇺🇸
[Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa - Talent Show lyrics]
I've been trying to develop
An alternative fuel
From a mix of all natural substances
But the mix was highly volatile
Until we found a catalyst
To help stabilize the compound
And supercharge the fuel
I'm sorry, what was this magical catalyst?
Marijuana, motherfucker!
Uh, ladies and gentlemen, players
And playettes, teachers, staff, and students
I am very honored to welcome you to
The high school annual talent show
Brought to you by the makers of
Wiz Khalifa premium rolling papers
And the qualified growers of
Snoop Dogg master Kush
So without further a due let's get
This show on the road
First contestant bring your talent
To the foreground
And let your smoke be the background
Everytime I go out
I'm blowing that smoke out
I buy it, don't even know the price
I talk cause I live it, come pay me a visit
And I'll be somewhere up in the sky
My nigga it's about to go down
We fly, it's no lie, that we high
'til we die all we need up in heres hoes now
Roll one up, clean the ride
(Uh) , case them hoes wanna jump inside
Got a joint filled with quality shit
My bottom bitch smoking with me
Niggas talk shit
All of 'em shrimp (Haha) , I'm a big fish
Roll a joint, lick it once, tell you hit this
Groupies on my dick
Several kushes on my hit-list
In and out these niggas bitches
Smoking tree and not to mention hustling
Trying to mind my business
You probably went to class while I
Was in the hallway skipping
Yeah I hear what they saying
Just be to high to listen 'Bout my money
Tripping if I even fold it wrong
You ain't smoking this good, if it's fire
Tell you I sold it all
Or wait 'til one of my hoes
Come 'round to roll it all
Or say fuck it and cuff it
'til I go smoke with Dogg
I show off, I show out, I show off
Car push to start
Hit the button once it go off
Keep the money coming in and
The papers rolled up
And ain't worried about a hating nigga
They get no love everytime I go out
(Out, out, out) , I'm blowing that smoke out
I buy it, don't even know the price
I talk cause I live it, come pay me a visit
And I'll be somewhere up in the sky
My nigga it's about to go down
We fly, it's no lie, that we high
'til we die all we need up in heres hoes now
Roll one up, clean the ride
Case them hoes wanna jump inside
I go green like I was Arch Bishop Don Juan
And blow circles around you
Suckas like a marathon
My gym teacher told me but I didn't listen
My bitch did my homework and
Now I'm in detention
It should be suspension, this is my audition
So play your position
Get the picture I envision
Did she mention Snoop Dogg
Was made for kissing
A barracuda fishing, she on a mission for me
Pleasure, pain, and glory in my inventory
My SATs my little bitch she did 'em for me
And now we prancing on stage
At the talent show
We flossing, my clothes, my chain
And my knapsack full of that, hand me that
Can you see my telescope
Principal say she want to see me
Cause she smell my smoke 'Bout my money
Tripping even if I fold it wrong
Blowing zones with Wiz because
This is the protocol everytime I go out
I'm blowing that smoke out
I buy it, don't even know the price
I talk cause I live it, come pay me a visit
And I'll be somewhere up in the sky
My nigga it's about to go down
We fly, it's no lie, that we high
'til we die all we need up in heres hoes now
Roll one up, clean the ride
Case them hoes wanna jump inside
An alternative fuel
From a mix of all natural substances
But the mix was highly volatile
Until we found a catalyst
To help stabilize the compound
And supercharge the fuel
I'm sorry, what was this magical catalyst?
Marijuana, motherfucker!
Uh, ladies and gentlemen, players
And playettes, teachers, staff, and students
I am very honored to welcome you to
The high school annual talent show
Brought to you by the makers of
Wiz Khalifa premium rolling papers
And the qualified growers of
Snoop Dogg master Kush
So without further a due let's get
This show on the road
First contestant bring your talent
To the foreground
And let your smoke be the background
Everytime I go out
I'm blowing that smoke out
I buy it, don't even know the price
I talk cause I live it, come pay me a visit
And I'll be somewhere up in the sky
My nigga it's about to go down
We fly, it's no lie, that we high
'til we die all we need up in heres hoes now
Roll one up, clean the ride
(Uh) , case them hoes wanna jump inside
Got a joint filled with quality shit
My bottom bitch smoking with me
Niggas talk shit
All of 'em shrimp (Haha) , I'm a big fish
Roll a joint, lick it once, tell you hit this
Groupies on my dick
Several kushes on my hit-list
In and out these niggas bitches
Smoking tree and not to mention hustling
Trying to mind my business
You probably went to class while I
Was in the hallway skipping
Yeah I hear what they saying
Just be to high to listen 'Bout my money
Tripping if I even fold it wrong
You ain't smoking this good, if it's fire
Tell you I sold it all
Or wait 'til one of my hoes
Come 'round to roll it all
Or say fuck it and cuff it
'til I go smoke with Dogg
I show off, I show out, I show off
Car push to start
Hit the button once it go off
Keep the money coming in and
The papers rolled up
And ain't worried about a hating nigga
They get no love everytime I go out
(Out, out, out) , I'm blowing that smoke out
I buy it, don't even know the price
I talk cause I live it, come pay me a visit
And I'll be somewhere up in the sky
My nigga it's about to go down
We fly, it's no lie, that we high
'til we die all we need up in heres hoes now
Roll one up, clean the ride
Case them hoes wanna jump inside
I go green like I was Arch Bishop Don Juan
And blow circles around you
Suckas like a marathon
My gym teacher told me but I didn't listen
My bitch did my homework and
Now I'm in detention
It should be suspension, this is my audition
So play your position
Get the picture I envision
Did she mention Snoop Dogg
Was made for kissing
A barracuda fishing, she on a mission for me
Pleasure, pain, and glory in my inventory
My SATs my little bitch she did 'em for me
And now we prancing on stage
At the talent show
We flossing, my clothes, my chain
And my knapsack full of that, hand me that
Can you see my telescope
Principal say she want to see me
Cause she smell my smoke 'Bout my money
Tripping even if I fold it wrong
Blowing zones with Wiz because
This is the protocol everytime I go out
I'm blowing that smoke out
I buy it, don't even know the price
I talk cause I live it, come pay me a visit
And I'll be somewhere up in the sky
My nigga it's about to go down
We fly, it's no lie, that we high
'til we die all we need up in heres hoes now
Roll one up, clean the ride
Case them hoes wanna jump inside