Stark Media, Fightmarker, AdamDRB - Freddy Fazbear vs Boyfriend - Stark's Rap Battles lyrics
[Stark Media, Fightmarker, AdamDRB - Freddy Fazbear vs Boyfriend - Stark's Rap Battles lyrics]
Micheal Stark as Announcer:
Let's give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Freddy Fazbear versus
Boyfriend begin!
AdamDRB as Freddy Fazbear: Hey there kiddos
Are you ready for some Freddy Fazbear Fun?
Think you got what it takes? Seems you’re
Pretty dum da dum dum dum dumb!
Been a cult classic for years
This child can’t step to my stage to try it
Stalkin’ the halls
You know I’m makin’ the calls when
I strike on the Mike… Schmidt
(Record scratch, beat cuts)
Fightmarker as Boyfriend: (clears throat)
Uh, first of all, I’m nineteen
And it’s Friday Night, I’ll survive alright
Sittin’ through your verse’ll be no sweat!
Hold the Phone, Guy, I’ve
Faced my girl’s Dad
You think you’re a threat?
Of all the Freddyies who’ve Left-Lefty
I’d prefer Krueger R-Right now
But if beating this furry’s how it’s
Gotta be, you know what’s Up
You’re goin’ Down!
AdamDRB as Freddy Fazbear:
Your rhymes fall flat just like
PaRappa, but of your rappers, i’d prefer him
How ironic
A Flash-y DDR game can’t keep a rhythm!
Tried to make New Ground but now
I’ll put you under: six feet
Cause I'm owning MCs more often
Than when your Shit Leaks!
I got the Spring-Lock on the win
Chompin’ your lobe like a tasty lemon
Shock the audience so much Mark’ll go:
"was that the bar of 87?!"
Even Pico’s got you Schooled
Think you rule? We’ll see when
This simp’s crew falls
I mean, you put your life on the line
Just because you had some blue balls?
Fightmarker as Boyfriend:
With how Mangled your lore’s gotten, tell me
Where’s this L in your timeline?
‘Cuz when rockin’ rhymes’s in my storyline
I’ll set your soul free when I drop the mic
Week after week I spit it Sick!
Night after night your spirit sit's
Withering, wasting away like your games
But I'll put an end to your gimmick quick!
I’ve fought against hitmen and demons
You think you scare me, casper?
You can take your clan of Afton gaspers and
Have ‘em bowin’ down to the spittin’ master
(Yawn) You’re as boring as your
Gameplay, Sit N’ Survive, rinse and repeat
But if you wanted to put me to sleep
You’d better think twice when
I’m killin’ the beat!
I’m X-in’ out this bear’s eyes
Even your band knows I fight hard
Puttin’ these Freaky robots in their place
Call me the Friday Night Guard
Even after all these weeks
I’m keepin’ the lead
Just go back to your relevance staying eerie
With the flow from within I’m
Clinchin’ the win, and no
That’s not just A Theory!
AdamDRB as Freddy Fazbear:
After Five Nights of Fridays
Your Funk has run out of power
Workin’ 12 to 6 doesn’t make you slick
Balloon Boy’s clone would cower-
And stand there with his maw wide
Open, get the suit ready, blow the confetti
Time to leave another soul in your game
If anyone else should dare test Freddy
Micheal Stark as Announcer:
Who was the FUNKIEST on the beat?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well, you decide! (Funky ad-libs)
Stark’s… Rap… Battles!
Let's give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Freddy Fazbear versus
Boyfriend begin!
AdamDRB as Freddy Fazbear: Hey there kiddos
Are you ready for some Freddy Fazbear Fun?
Think you got what it takes? Seems you’re
Pretty dum da dum dum dum dumb!
Been a cult classic for years
This child can’t step to my stage to try it
Stalkin’ the halls
You know I’m makin’ the calls when
I strike on the Mike… Schmidt
(Record scratch, beat cuts)
Fightmarker as Boyfriend: (clears throat)
Uh, first of all, I’m nineteen
And it’s Friday Night, I’ll survive alright
Sittin’ through your verse’ll be no sweat!
Hold the Phone, Guy, I’ve
Faced my girl’s Dad
You think you’re a threat?
Of all the Freddyies who’ve Left-Lefty
I’d prefer Krueger R-Right now
But if beating this furry’s how it’s
Gotta be, you know what’s Up
You’re goin’ Down!
AdamDRB as Freddy Fazbear:
Your rhymes fall flat just like
PaRappa, but of your rappers, i’d prefer him
How ironic
A Flash-y DDR game can’t keep a rhythm!
Tried to make New Ground but now
I’ll put you under: six feet
Cause I'm owning MCs more often
Than when your Shit Leaks!
I got the Spring-Lock on the win
Chompin’ your lobe like a tasty lemon
Shock the audience so much Mark’ll go:
"was that the bar of 87?!"
Even Pico’s got you Schooled
Think you rule? We’ll see when
This simp’s crew falls
I mean, you put your life on the line
Just because you had some blue balls?
Fightmarker as Boyfriend:
With how Mangled your lore’s gotten, tell me
Where’s this L in your timeline?
‘Cuz when rockin’ rhymes’s in my storyline
I’ll set your soul free when I drop the mic
Week after week I spit it Sick!
Night after night your spirit sit's
Withering, wasting away like your games
But I'll put an end to your gimmick quick!
I’ve fought against hitmen and demons
You think you scare me, casper?
You can take your clan of Afton gaspers and
Have ‘em bowin’ down to the spittin’ master
(Yawn) You’re as boring as your
Gameplay, Sit N’ Survive, rinse and repeat
But if you wanted to put me to sleep
You’d better think twice when
I’m killin’ the beat!
I’m X-in’ out this bear’s eyes
Even your band knows I fight hard
Puttin’ these Freaky robots in their place
Call me the Friday Night Guard
Even after all these weeks
I’m keepin’ the lead
Just go back to your relevance staying eerie
With the flow from within I’m
Clinchin’ the win, and no
That’s not just A Theory!
AdamDRB as Freddy Fazbear:
After Five Nights of Fridays
Your Funk has run out of power
Workin’ 12 to 6 doesn’t make you slick
Balloon Boy’s clone would cower-
And stand there with his maw wide
Open, get the suit ready, blow the confetti
Time to leave another soul in your game
If anyone else should dare test Freddy
Micheal Stark as Announcer:
Who was the FUNKIEST on the beat?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well, you decide! (Funky ad-libs)
Stark’s… Rap… Battles!