Starlight Mints - Torts lyrics
[Starlight Mints - Torts lyrics]
This song goes out to you
As your counselor wishes that I could prove
Everyone travels in twos
Is it the end of the beginning?
Mommy killed a mouse baby burned the house
Daddy found the pills monkey bought a church
Jesus called it Earth
There's no one else to blame
So evil was the tort the toaster and a fork
Everyone will say the monkey couldn't lie
The jury wouldn't buy the perfect alibi
Forget about the lies, your thoughts
Your food eat them up, they love you
If you cross and you count
Oh, you try to move
This will come back, back to you
As the stone eats the circle
The litigation of your favorite pen
Has the whole world gotten the blues?
There's question marks aimed at you
Is it the end of the beginning?