Chad Kroeger, Steel Panther, Nuno Bettencourt - It Won’t Suck Itself lyrics

Woah let's go
Listen up

Last week me and Satchel were
At the San Diego zoo
We were on our cougar hunt and
I ended up with you
Dragged you to a dirty cage and
Threw you to the ground
I felt the sting down on my thing
And I heard a hissing sound
A six foot rattlesnake just bit
Me right below the belt
Get on your knees and help me
Please cause it won't suck it'self

Time to use your mouth
(Just get that venom out)
You can't spit it out
(Right now you'll choke it out)
I need you to be the nurse
I can feel the swelling getting worse
Cause it won't suck it'self no it won't

We did a show in Panama
And blew their fucking minds
Rocked it out like Aerosmith from back in '85
I took this chick to the dressing room
Just got the candles lit
I didn't see it crawl on me
And that's when I got bit
A pissed off scorpion just bit
Me right below the belt i'm down and out
I need some help cause it won't suck it'self

Time to use your mouth
(Just get that venom out)
You can't spit it out
(Right now you'll choke it out)
Holy shit, it's getting worse
I don't want to wind up in a hearse
But it won't suck it'self

Time to use your mouth
(Just get that venom out)
You can't spit it out
(Right now you'll choke it out)
I need you to be the nurse
I can feel the swelling getting worse
Cause it won't suck it'self

It won't suck it'self it won't suck it'self
Alright baby I feel so good, yeah