Stefan Raab, Truck Stop - Maschen-Draht-Zaun lyrics

I'm a lonesome rider i'm a real tough guy
I tell you livin' ain't easy but
Every day I try i've seen a million places
Baby I get around with a sixpack of beer
And a "Maschendrohtzaun"

Im a hardworking man
I don't need much in life
I got my horse, I got my boots
A hat and a knife

All I really need can surely be found
I need girls
I need whisky and "Maschendrohtzaun"

Maschendrohtzaun in the morning
"Maschendrohtzaun" late at night
Maschendrohtzaun in the evening
"Maschendrohtzaun" makes me feel alright
And if I ever be king and I get a crown
Then it would surely be made of
"Maschendrohtzaun"

All the ladies wanna have me
I'm a handsome boy
And all the boys want me too
In especially Siegfried und Roy

I'm a sexmachine, baby
I had more girls than James Brown
And I fucked them all
On the "Maschendrohtzaun"

But now the time has gone by
And something happened to me
I'm only half the man i used to be

I was the sexiest man in the whole big town
Before I ripped my balls
On the "Maschendrohtzaun"

Maschendrohtzaun in the morning
"Maschendrohtzaun" late at night
Maschendrohtzaun in the evening
"Maschendrohtzaun" makes me feel alright
And if I ever be king and I get a crown
Then it would surely be made of
"Maschendrohtzaun"

I was also a Sheriff
I was fighting for right
I was protecting law and order
Every day, every night

I was hunting a man with a big fat Bauch
And I caught him in the back of a
"Knallerbsenstrauch"

But now the story is over
I had a good good life i still got my horse
My boots and my knife

I did a lot of travelling
But now I settle down
At the "Knallerbsenstrauch"
On the "Maschendrohtzaun"

Maschendrohtzaun in the morning
"Maschendrohtzaun" late at night
Maschendrohtzaun in the evening
"Maschendrohtzaun" makes me feel alright
And if I ever be king and I get a crown
Then it would surely be made of
"Maschendrohtzaun"

I'm a simple country singer i
Love music and guitars
And I played in every city
In honkey tonkey bars
I'm gonna keep on singing until
I fall into my Grab
But I only sing alone denn "singen
Tut nur der Herr Raab"

I like all kinds of food i
Like all kinds of beer
And I was born with a six
Pack in my hands right here
I love sticks i love burger
I love Kentucky Fried Chicken
But one thing I love best
And that is "ficken"

"Skandal" Shout is some one
And it's probably right
But thats exactly what I
Do althrough the night
I have a "Ochsenpimmel", yeah
And I like to get down with a big booby baby
And a "Maschendrahtzaun"

Maschendrohtzaun in the morning
"Maschendrohtzaun" late at night
Maschendrohtzaun in the evening
"Ficken" makes me feel alright

And if I ever be king and I get a crown
Then it would surely be made of
"Maschendrohtzaun"

(Moral) und die Moral von der Geschicht
Musik hält mich auf Trab
Denn "ficken" tun alle und "singen
Tut nur der Herr Raab"