Stephen Malkmus, The Jicks - Tigers lyrics

I caught you streaking in your Birkenstocks
A scary thought in the 2K's
It's not too late zit's and toothpaste
Got enveloped in your sticker shock
I gotta' tell ya, it's a barrage
It's a barrage it's a mirage

We are the Tigers we need separate rooms
We are so divided, let us in
Change is all we need to improve

Call me petty, I mean every word
The "and's", the "if's", the "but's"
And the "the's"
Trust me, because I'm worth hating
I'm a 1-800 you can vent
A garden variety amends rules you can bend
Insolent arrows

We are the Tigers we need separate rooms
We are so divided let us in

I believe I never had a spleen
Never had a spleen never had a dream