StephenDoesDrugs, Dean Crenshaw - The Worlds Funniest Joke lyrics

Walk around with band-aids on my throat
I'm choking up on stage
I told you that you were evil
But you think I'm joking
Everything is glorified up in
That drivers seat when everybody loves you
Then those pussies start to open
Oh my god I think I'm evil
Trust issues make me wanna find a good girl
But really i like sex alot
And my business isn't busy
My service is the best with that blue text
Sugar green gasoline
Bullet proof vest on with Dracula teeth
I'm in that drive thru
Hit me with that yellow marker moneys clean
Tell me stories that are make believe
And very misleading

I'm the worlds best joke
And nobodies laughing vices kept me lonely
But mentally happy
Use depression at the most convenient
Time for a taxi to nipple hut or crotch town
Shoot my kids in a napkin too confusing
Tinder date told me I'm too confusing
Then we fucked like ha ha
Took her to the park and played it
Off like we were getting together
And then she laughs like ha ha
She took the drivers seat