Steve Terreberry - Love Songs Gone TERRIBLY Wrong! lyrics

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Serenade me! yeahhaha, yeah!

Cut my wife into pieces
With a serrated sword!
Cut and slicing, and dice her
Oh, but first, can you make me some supper?
Ner-ner-ner-ner-nernеrnernerner-

NO! That's not a lovе song!
Play me a love song with your acoustic!

O oh, yeah sorry about that babe!

And you craps self
Are the only exception and you diarrheas self
Don't give me erections

That's freaking discussing!

Well, I thought you liked love songs!

I wanted songs from the heart
Not songs from the shart!

And I swear
That the moon is as big as your thighs
And I swear
That my girlfriend is really a guy
With fake hair dON'T TOUCH ME!

I should have swiped left
Your face looks like your butt
I'm sorry but you will never make me
And I swear Skip!

Cause all of me is like half of you
I caught most of your infections

Lady in blue, she stands when she pees
I saw her last night
She's more well hung than me!
Oh, what a sight to see! I'll never forget
Her ass is hairier than mine!
Can you play photograph?

Oh yeah, sure babe! Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
When did your eyes get so big?
Two years ago
We should have burned that wig!

No! I meant Photograph by Ed Sheeran!

Oh, haha, right, sorry babe!
Don't go changing the radio station
When we're driving in the car mhmhmh'
It's my medal playlist
And if you don't like it?
You can buy your own damn car!

Yeah, yeah
Sorry I don't like your Dr-DreamTheatre!
That stupid DreamTheatre song
Lasted the entire
Seven minutes to the gas station!

Th yeah
And we almost made it through the intro!
Passin' shart that's your only skill
Stop before you make me feel sickly ill!
That's some shart!

I'm too young to know that song, skiiiip!

Because my fist, my fist, is all you kiss
Because my fist, my fist, is on my wrist
Because my fist is all you kiss
When I turn off the lights!

So that's why your lips taste like knuckle!

Maybe I didn't punch you quite
As hard as I should!
And baby I wasn't honest, you never gave me
Your eyes are like the
Nipples on your breasts
The right one always looks inside!
Your eyes and nipples aren't aligned
And that is all that's on my mind

Oh yeah
Because your eyes are so perfectly aligned!

And I would do anything for love
I just wish you would shave your back
And I would do anything for love

But I won't do that

Won't do that? Right, right
Well if you don't need me anymore, I
Guess I'll be on my way, bye!

Well, babe, I wasn't done!

Bye, bye forever thanks for the memories!

Oh, you want me to sing you a country song!
Come on, come on, come on, come on! I hahah
Yeah, I f-, I forgot the lyrics, babe

Do that again and I WILL threaten you

I don't know why you do what you do
Out of ten you are a two
If you're wearing a paper bag
I don't know what to do with my life
You haven't changed your
Shirt since two-thousand-and-five!
And you're a bed wetter!

Skip!

I think that if we had a baby
I'd probably drown it in the
Sink oh yeah yeah!
I'd have to stay with you forever!
You would take my car and house

I said maybe
Your skin is dry, and blemishy, and pasty!

Skip!

Baby! I couldTaylor Swift with a beard
Oh' the more I look at you the sicker I get!

Bye! I'm leaving, goodbye drops something
And now that your ass is in view
I might leave the room and throw up gags
Wait, no no no no, babe!

No, I'm leaving for good this time! Baabe!

Have fun being alone by the way
You'll never get a girlfriend!
Babe i love you

I don't care!

I haven't played you your favorite song yet
You can't just-
Give me one more chance, oh, come-
Mwah, mwah, mwah, come on, one more chance!

This is your LAST chance!

One more chance, I promise this time
I'll sing- I'll sing good this time i promise

Well then, favorite song, please!

Have I told you lately?

You!

Yup, yup, YUP!

Have I told you
There's a few people above you?
You broke my bathroom scale
You're like a nerdy whale!
Now my scale's stuck at two-forty-two

Gasps you TRICK! Give me- give me that!

Babe! Babe, what the heck are you
Doing? This is not sanctimonious!

I love it when you call me 'Señorita'
I know you'd rather be with Camila Cabello
But all you do is cala la la la
Cala la la la la you're such a nerd geezer
Who looks like he is in Weezer
Now I'm leaving you forever cause
You're being such a TRICK!

Oh, baby girl!

You're the worst boyfriend I have
Ever had this week!

Oh no, come on! Oh, I'll seduce you
Babe! I will seduce ya-Isn't she fugly?

M-m-m-m-m-m!

I'm not fond of the shape of you
Three hundred founds and four-foot-two