Super Famous Fun Time Guys - Helpful Heroes lyrics

You know, being a Fun Time guy
It's not all about murder and rape
And drugs and obnoxious arguments
(yeah it is) truth be told
We're actually mad connected within our
Community and those around us (He's a liar)
We always try to do what we see is best (Nah)

I don't wanna regret you
I don't wanna neglect you
Yo I'm here from your future
And I'm here to protect you
So call me the Terminator, on opposite day
I just want you to have the
Best fate in the opposite way
Yo excuse me, Miss, what did the officer say?
Becausе I'm spreadin' HIV but
In a positive way
Like mosquitos postеd up at
Magic Johnson's estate
Just try to kiss your bitch and
Watch her ponder her fate (Muah)
Need some money? Here's a couple receipts
So now you kinda have an idea
What it's like to be me
Half of that shit I threw away
Tossed it right in the streets
And spent my weekdays convincing
Girls their boyfriends cheat
So I got the lead role
In fifteen revenge porns
Snatchin' peoples' keys if I walk
By 'em in stores
Need a ride? I'll drive you to the boondocks
Mug you at knifepoint and ride up
Right beside you whenever you walk

Just remember, no matter what happens
We'll always be there for you
Through thick and thin, we've got your back
Show love, but we hate you too
You can get our love, you can get our love
If you get our love
You won't want it once you get it
But you'll get our love
You can get our love, then regret our love
You won't want it once you get it
But you'll get our love

I got a gift you've been dyin' to have
You can share it with your
Half brother Brian and dad i was in Africa
Invited for like nine and a half months
Guess what? These bitches tryin' to shag
Yeah out here tryin' to sow my wild oats
So when I came back
You might think I'm kinda dope
Havin' more in common than a couple
Cousins on your mom's side alright alright
You cannot say that I did not try
Yo, lookin' fresh when I step
Up in your barbecue
And so polite I brought a dish
I plan to offer you
Seven layer dip that's drippin' with
A little sauces too
(Is that beans on the bottom?)
Nah buddy that's Guatemalan poop
(Gross) It's a delicacy
Now why would they sell it to me?
The dude I got it from said it
Was fresh off some elephant cheeks
It's great with celery or anything really
Quit bein' such a little bitch and
Dip a chip in it, silly
(No)

Just remember, no matter what happens
We'll always be there for you
Through thick and thin, we've got your back
Show love, but we hate you too
You can get our love, you can get our love
If you get our love
You won't want it once you get it
But you'll get our love
You can get our love, then regret our love
You won't want it once you get it
But you'll get our love

Hey, you need a new car? I'm
The man for the job set that bitch on fire
Let's commit some insurance fraud
Lose your face when it explode
Bitch and I ain't even there
But I'll tag you in a post
Sendin' my thoughts and my prayers, yeah
Need some help tryin' to clear out your debt
Why not just hand me your credit card?
I can keep you in check
Like I'm checkin' into Dekkadance
Unless it's so malevolent
I do this shit for free, but
You can pay me respect, ha!
Or you can pay with a check
When I'm showin' my cheeks
Tuck it in my G string along with your ID
You're such a beautiful bride to be
But how you know you really found the one
If you ain't never tried my D?
I wasn't blessed with the technical skill
But you can save if you
Never pay your medical bills
That's free game
Doctors can't repo your treatment
If you want more, call me PO if you need shit

Just remember, no matter what happens
We'll always be there for you
Through thick and thin, we've got your back
Show love, but we hate you too
You can get our love, you can get our love
If you get our love
You won't want it once you get it
But you'll get our love
You can get our love, then regret our love
You won't want it once you get it
But you'll get our love

Thus concludes Side A
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