T-Pain, Ludacris - Chopped N Skrewed lyrics

Yay-ee yeah, yeah
Whoa ooh ooh ugh, now, now, shawty
Now, now, now, shawty

Now, now, now shawty, don't chop me, shawty
Don't screw me
Shawty don't chop me, shawty, don't screw me
Shawty, don't chop me, shorty don't screw me
Yeah, yeah yeah

Have you ever seen
A dime-piece all alone at the bar? Bar Bar
Straight out of a magazine
And you just wanna let her know who you are
Are Are so you say
"Let me buy you a drink
Or a lil' conversation
If that's what you wanna do" do Do
Then she says, "Club is about to end"
Then you say
"Why don't you come to my crib?"


Then she says, "I can't leave my friends"

Now, you've officially been
Chopped and screwed
Screwed Screwed, chopped chopped and screwed
You've officially been and and skrewed
And ewed ewed, chopped screwed screwed
You've officially been chopped and screwed
And And screwed, chopped screwed screwed
You've officially been screwed
Screwed, screwed screwed
Chopped chopped and screwed
You've officially been and and skrewed

Shawty, don't chop me
Shawty, don't screw me (yeah)
Shawty Shawty, don't chop me
Shawty, ewed ewed (Chopped and screwed)
Shawty Shawty, don't chop me
Shawty Shawty, don't screw me
Shawty, don't chop me (yeah yeah)
Don't Don't screw me (Hey, yeah)

Have you ever been in the VIP room
Of your favorite strip club? Club Club
And you got a shawty all on you
Kissing on your neck
Makin you feel like she's so in love
Love Love
Now you done got you a couple drinks
And you're feelin like it's 'bout that
Time to cuddle up, oh, ooh
Up Up
Then you say, "Shawty, what's really up?"
She takes a big sip out your cup
Then, she says, "That'll be sixty bucks!"

Now, you've officially been
Chopped and screwed (yeah, hey)
Screwed Screwed, chopped chopped and screwed
You've officially been and and skrewed
And ewed ewed, chopped screwed screwed
(Lu Luda)
You've officially been chopped (Ha ha haha)

Now Now Now
Shawty why you actin like that like that?
Like, all you ever really wanna
Do is just doubt me (Ugh)
Ludacris, can't can't live without him
But even mo' I bet you
Really can't live without me (Nope)
You You must've flipped your wig (Yup)
You gotta be out your mind (yeah)
I'll chop chop chop you, screw you screw you
Out of your Out of your spine (Woo)
Backbreaker (Blaow) , put you over my knee
Put you on punishment, woman
And I'll spank you (Blaow)
Have you praisin the Lord like, "Thank you
Thank you Thank you Lord, I wanna thank you!"
(Jesus) but have you ever met a
Woman that'll lead you on
And steer you wrong instead of please you?
(Yup) have you singing this song
'cause all night long
She did nothing but flirt and tease you?
(Yup) well, I gotta admit that I have (Hey)
Put one in the air, sit back, and I laugh
(Hey)
Shawty, why you insist on doing me that bad?
(Hey) probably 'cause of the amount of
Booty that I've grabbed (Hey)
Coming back to haunt me
So instead of being put
Into submission and subdued
(What happened?) Guess what, dawg?
Hahaha! L L L Luda!

Now, you've officially been
Chopped and screwed
Screwed Screwed, chopped chopped and screwed
You've officially been and and skrewed
And ewed ewed, chopped screwed screwed
You've officially been chopped and screwed
And And screwed, chopped screwed screwed
You've officially been screwed
Screwed, screwed screwed
Chopped chopped and screwed
You've officially been and and skrewed

Shawty, don't chop me
Shawty, don't screw me (yeah)
Shawty Shawty, don't chop me
Shawty, ewed ewed (Chopped and screwed)
Shawty Shawty, don't chop me
Shawty Shawty, don't screw me
Shawty, don't chop me
Don't Don't screw me me me-me-me me