The Gregory Brothers, T-Pain - Dragons. Geese. Michael Vick. lyrics

Imagine with me for a moment
Imagine an America imagine a world (a world)
Where people pop the hood of their cars
And they see stamped on an
Electronic motor the words made in America
Imagine, imagine made in America
That's what I want to imagine
God bless y'all

Now I wanna be part of the
Solution and not the problem
I gotta start somewhere
Gotta crawl before I walk (ay)
Crawl before I walk (ay) crawl before I walk

Before he flies like an eagle (whoo)

Michael Vick served his time
He paid his debt to society and now
He has either earned or
Been given another chance

Another chaaaance!

Katie Couric is off today

But, I'm still lookin' at a
Fine shawtay ay ay

I'm Maggie Rodriguez

Nice to meet you, boo
Let's talk about the noo-ews

The city of New York is
Declaring a war on geese
And some animal activists are crying

Crying?

Crying

Crying?

Crying foul

Crying how?

Crying fowl

Ohh

Birds can become a feathered foe
If they collide with airplanes

True

Operation Goose-Be-Gone involves reducing
The population
Within five miles of the airport

Ohhhh

Those geese are cooked
Those geese are cooked, cooked, cooked

Wildlife experts and the FAA concur

Those geese are cooked

The Federal Commission of Me agrees

Those geese are cooked

Now they livin' on a wing and a prayer

A wing and a prayer

How many geese?

Two thousand geese

That's a lot of geese

Those geese are fed

So sad and so tasty for
My helpless flyin' homies

The debate continues in New York, but for now

Those geese are cooked, cooked

As you can see from the chart
A massive fire-breathing Debt
And Deficit Dragon

Oh-ho!

I have a chart

He has a chart!

I have a chart

A dragon chart!

The surtax is painful to the goose
Lethal to the goose

Which goose?

The goose that lays the golden egg

My favorite goose

The goose that lays the goose that lays
Lays the golden egg

That goose is cooked, cooked, cooked

Am I wasted or did that really transpire?
So many metaphors, my brain is on fire ay!

Ay!

Ay!

Ay!

Aaaay!

Tell Katie-Coo, stop screenin' my calls
Or else, she gon' be on very thin ice

Very thin ice

Very thin ice

Very thin ice

Sing it T-Pain, geese are on

Very thin ice

Those geese are cooked
Those geese are cooked, cooked

Give 'em another chance

The goose that lays the golden egg

Those geese are fed those geese are

Made in America

Michael Vick served his time

But he's on very thin ice

Very thin ice

Very, very, very thin ice

I have a chart

I have a mullet

I have a chart

I'm offerin' you a piece of bread
How could you possibly refuse a
Man with a mullet? Piece of BREEAAD!

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